carpet muncher

carpet munching is a fun thing to do with a fit girl which involves eating out a girl's vagina : classically a lesbian would be called a "Carpet muncher" if she has licked out another girl.

"Ere mayte did ya know that kimmy girl is a right carpet muncher"
"i know init bled she ate out my cat"

carpet muncher by kimberlychan July 11, 2007

carpet muncher

Munching on some pusssay.

Daaaaaaaaamn you know that carpet muncher Martha ? She was munchin on every bitch at the party AGAIN.

carpet muncher by slapabeezy May 7, 2007

Carpet Muncher

The term given to a guy or girl who goes down on a girl who does not shave her crotch.
The term given to oral sex of the unshaved vagina.

Paul: Dude I ate her out and, she hadnt shaved!


Bobby: Aww, carpet muncher.

Carpet Muncher by imabfresh January 7, 2009

carpet muncher

loves to eat another hairy vag.usualy a butch

the manager was a carpet muncher and didnt like whe the girls shaved.

carpet muncher by ughgughgu March 19, 2008

carpet muncher

one who gets the munchies for the anatomy of a female

Jerrica is a carpet muncher.

carpet muncher by Carpet Muncher Supreme April 8, 2006

carpet muncher

the pure definition of a Lesbian...

get a load of that carpet muncher!

carpet muncher by salope May 22, 2008

carpet muncher

one who eats carpets and rugs, especially shag carpet

empire salesman: keep stan away, he ate half my inventory last night he is a serious carpet muncher

carpet muncher by Frogz June 17, 2006