Carpet Bombing

When a girl queefs and walks infront of people caring the smell with her

Guy 1 : Dude what is that fishy smell?
Guy 2 : I think that girl is walking around carpet bombing the whole room.

Carpet Bombing by ADDing01 July 20, 2013

carpet bombing

When one has diarrhea so bad that when they attempt to sit on a toilet, the pressure in the abdominal cavity builds, forcing excrement out of there anus earlier than they wish, leaving a trail of it high above they water level as they are sitting down. In extreme cases, the back of the toilet seat will also be affected.

Hell no... someone had just got done carpet bombing it! It was fucking disgusting; it was even on the back of the toilet seat!

carpet bombing by jacr666 January 3, 2011

Carpet Bombing

verb

The process in which you pass gas fueled by spicy foods, resulting in a large area being covered by noxious fumes.

After eating a bowl of raviolis with hot sauce and pepperjack cheese, Rick was carpet bombing his apartment so bad Joe could smell it even after donning his shirt mask.

Carpet Bombing by CancerFTC October 5, 2009

Carpet Bombing

Sending a cut-and-paste generic come-on to dozens (or hundreds) of members of the opposite sex on a dating website in the hopes that at least one will write back.

'I think you're pretty. Message back if interested'? That's what he wrote? Classic sign that he's carpet bombing! He probably sent that message to fifty girls in the last hour!

Carpet Bombing by CheddarMelt August 29, 2016

Carpet bombing

Jizzing on to a girls bush

Dude, so last night I hooked up with Carla and it was total carpet bombing.

Carpet bombing by Peanutbutter spread June 4, 2018

Carpet Bombing

When a person is afflicted by stomach cramps indicating an urgent need to "take the Browns to the Superbowl" and they do not make it to the nearest lavatory in time, thus soiling themselves, any carpet (or other floor coverings) they are standing on and any bystanders.

Officer Worker 1: "What's up with Jeff? He's grey in the face and looks like he's been stabbed in the guts!"
Officer Worker 2: "Yeah, Jeff was dumb enough to eat the leftover Prawn Bhuna for lunch and now he's carpet bombing in the corridor in front of the CEO. Not a great day for him........"

Carpet Bombing by Welsh Guy July 12, 2018

Carpet Bombing

The run to the toilet while shitting yourself after a hot curry the previous evening.

Oh no I'm about to do some carpet Bombing!

Carpet Bombing by Owen smithers June 24, 2019