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mall branded 

when a person only wears clothes from the mall.
one who wears exclusively hollister, abercrombie & fitch, american eagle, and other mall brands clearly plastered across their clothes. a mall branded person usually has no sense of original style and wears what the manequinns are wearing which makes them look like every other mainstream teen.
"That girl is so mall branded, look at her abercrombie jeans and hollister hoodie and t-shirt. I see that every day and it is starting to get very boring."
mall branded by cocochanel756 September 29, 2006
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being completely controlled by your girlfriend or boyfriend even more so than being whipped so that they leave their mark forever
Man i had to go candle shopping with my girlfriend in a pink polo because she thought i looked nice

Dude your so branded
branded by keecjl February 26, 2009
A Great Mom!!!. She is very funny,caring,big-hearted,Nice,Generous,Good-Looking, And Gorgeous. She Is Very Tall usually with bright blue eyes and a very slender body. she will comfort you in your darkest of days. and will always put the "fun" on boring afternoons. she is usually a woman in her twenties and will take it as a compliment if you say she looks younger. (BTW). She does.
Guy 1: Isn't she great!.
Guy 2: Yeah!!. She Is So Gorgeous.
(Both Guys): Run Over and Kiss Brandie.
Brandie by Kf2004 November 23, 2018
When a girl gets a tattoo for a boyfriend and when they brake up she has a stamp or a brand to remind her of him.

"The bitch is branded by me"
branded by troublemaker 11 August 1, 2008
1. When you have given someone anal sex.

2. Referenced to being screwed in the butt.
1. This girl was really hot and after a few drinks at the bar I branded her.

2. Ah man, that test was brutal, I just got branded.
Branded by WIUR-bird August 30, 2010

kroger branded 

When one settles for the generic instead of the genuine article. Used primarily when a guy goes for an easy girl.
i.e. " Matt totally Kroger branded that deal when he started dating her"

" Dude, don't kroger brand that, shes got bigger arms than you do!"
kroger branded by Daniel Holbrook August 24, 2008
Someone who will buy anything, no matter how dumb or useless, just because of the brand or company it's made by.
-Hey check out my new iBag.
-The iBag? You're not serious...
-What?! This thing is the future!!!
-It's a plastic bag with an apple logo on it.
-Your point?
-You're a total brandie!!!
Brandie by sportsdude88 March 16, 2010