Bookend Lols

When you're texting your friend replying with a lol, and then continue on with your own comment and/or joke, and add another lol at the end for emphasis.

Bobby: Yo did you watch last night's episode of American Crime Story? Shit was bananas.

Suraya: Lol yeah it was good, but I still hate David Schwimmer lol.

Bobby: Them bookend lols can't stop won't stop.

Bookend Lols by ColonelMustard24 August 1, 2016

Cheese bookend 

To avoid unwanted bowel movements half a block of cheese is eaten and the other half inserted anally, thus creating a 'cheese bookend'.

Matt had a long day of travel ahead of him so he bookended the cheddar so as to create a cheese bookend and to avoid shitting himself

Cheese bookend by Bluefields13 June 23, 2021

bookended 

To have yourself confined to a space smaller than what is needed to accommodate you comfortably, usually referring to when you're lying on the couch and you're unable to stretch all the way out because your head and feet press against the armrests.

dude: "Seriously, I'm done feeling bookended by this couch. I'm getting a new one."

bookended by joelh March 25, 2008

bookend 

Sexual act where you have two ppl penetrating one person (one anally or vaginally and then another orally) thus like bookends on a shelf.

man sally got bookended last night by these 2 guys

bookend by jeff2401 August 2, 2007

bookend blowjob 

When you wake up to your girlfriend giving you a blowjob in the morning and you go to sleep with your girlfriend giving you a blowjob at night.

My weekend was great, I got a bookend blowjob.

bookend blowjob by Harper bear January 20, 2019

bookend 

When the person who lights the joint and takes the first puff also finishes it off, it is known as a "bookend". If another person finishes it off but they did not light the doobie, it is called a "bookmark".

"Here bro you rolled it, bookend that zoot"

bookend by BeerBaron101 November 8, 2017

Bookend 

The act of having a meal that consist of eating an appetizer and a dessert.

We are going to go having dinner at Applebee's and bookend it. I think I may have mozzarella sticks, nachos, and chocolate cake.

Bookend by SalPhone January 7, 2012