I beat my meat to squid porn

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IF YOU DO THIS YOU Are LEGEND ANS DesERvE A TROPHY FOR LEGEND STATUS

I beat my meat to squid porn because it is fun asf

I beat my meat to squid porn by Fig boy December 7, 2018

meat beat 

Stroking your penis back and fourth with your hand until it turns purple or is throbbing and shoots baby batter

Mom: What ate you doing in there honey?
Me: Nothing, just meat beating

meat beat by Pussy slayer 690690 May 18, 2017

National Beat Your Meat Day 

April 24th is the day where all genders masturbate. You can masturbate all day!

National Beat Your Meat Day Is coming! Im going to bust 87 nuts.

National Beat Your Meat Day by JoeGotDemStiickz April 21, 2019

Beat my meat 

The act of masturbation but in different words to supposedly make the word sound less weird or awkward

Friend: Hey dude, watcha doin' up at 3:00am in the morning?
Other Guy: I'm up to beat my meat
Friend: Haha, yeahh....

Beat my meat by Fugma Balls August 25, 2018

Beat my Meat 

Where you are eating a burger, and the meat has been finished before the bun has.

"Ahh Joe, I've beat my Meat !"

"Ahh not again!"

Beat my Meat by goncamble October 31, 2019

beat cha' meat 

to masturbate (men only)

yo playa, u dont get no biddies, go home and beat cha' meat.

beat cha' meat by Ryan f May 31, 2006

Beat your Meat 

When Your really horny and can't get some, you rent porn and rub your little man till he becomes strong. MASTURBATING!!! Always be sure to use a rubber glove for protection!

Jason: Geeze, I can't get laid, im gonna have to beat my meat tonight!
Bob: Your horniness and extreme virginity frightens me jason.

Beat your Meat by Anonymous August 19, 2003