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Bath Salt 

A drug sold as aroma therapy, sold in the united states, and while illegal in some states can be found in many others. The effects are similar to Meth, Crack, Cocaine, Ecstasy, Pcp, and is classified as a euphoric stimulant, however that is only with mephedrone, and snorting doses are between 15mg and 125mg while orally is between 200mg to 300mg. The simpler yet cheaper drug MDPV has similar effects but unlike mephedrone that has a 2 to 4 hour come down MDPV has a 2 to 48 hour comedown with withdrawal effects such as;

Suicidal tendencies

schizophrenia/ paranoia and extreme anxiety

confusion

hallucinations

nausea

the shits

ect.

People abuse the drug on three to four day binges usually ending up in the hospital getting there stomachs pumped, MDPV is the worst type of bath salts and although the side effects listed are for heavy usage the effects of the drug vary from person to person.

the third form of bathsalts is methylone which is a euphoric empathogen and literally makes life seem perfect no matter what is going on , also known as explosion and is the pure form of mephedrone, and unless your life is completely fucked then i wouldnt even go near it , not to mention it is very hard for most people to find.

So as for bathsalts go, the mephedrone based is the way to go and one with a strong healthy body should consume no more than 1000mg over a 24 hour period. Watch out for vascular constriction and heart palpitations.
Bath Salt- a drug that adds a kick to life :)
Bath Salt by Mr Salt August 21, 2011
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Bath Salt 

A object used by flatbushzombies who are A$AP Mobbin
"Man those flatbushzombies are on bath salt"
Bath Salt by Fingers9422 May 2, 2021

Salsa Bath 

Noun, Verb, Adjective, etc.

Widely usable and applicable, the term Salsa Bath has not but one definition, but rather, defines itself based on contextual implications.

More specifically, salsa bath is an expression of shock, dismay, disbelief, excitement, horror, disgust, interest, boredom, exhaustion, enthusiasm, enlightenment, animosity, arousal, beguilement, satisfaction, outrage, and/or commitment.

This list could continue into infinity, as various uses of the term present themselves in the contextually relevant metaverse.
"I got a real salsa bath at the book store this semester."

"That concert last night was one hell of a salsa bath!"

"Dude, have you seen her in a bathing suit? Salsa bath!!"

"That guy is a total jerk; his whole life is one big salsa bath."

"Took a shower this morning... salsa bath!"

Person 1: "Want to come to the Devo concert tonight?"
Person 2: "Can't, have to work until 3 am."
Person 1: "Ahh, salsa bath."

"I can't believe the NDAA, what a salsa bath!"

"The Occupy Movement took a real salsa bath this winter."

Person 1: "Dude, I'm actually going to fill a claw-foot tub with Pace Picante this weekend and take a fucking salsa bath!"
Person 2: "Alright, salsa bath!"

Person 1: "Did you hear? The federal government now has the power to incarcerate any individual indefinitely without trial."
Person 2: "Salsa... Bath..."

"My English class this semester is a real salsa bath."

"I'm thinking about coming by your studio and checking out your little salsa bath project."

Person 1: "Dude, this place wreaks of milk soda."
Person 2: "Salsa bath?"

"Last night I finally got lucky with Tiffany... Salsa bath."

Person 1: "Dude, Frank slept with my girlfriend, Tiffany!"
Person 2: "Aww man, salsa bath!"
Person 1: "Yeah, he's gonna get a fucking salsa bath to the face next time I see him."

Buddha: "A jug fills drop by drop."
Disciple: "Salsa Bath."

"Sometimes life just seems like one salsa bath after another."

"The federal government is just one, big salsa bath."
The fine art of dumping single serving (and larger quantities) of granular substance over someone's head, preferably unexpecting. Used in a unfriendly greeting, an insult.
I totally salt bathed that douche sitting over there..
Salt Bath by The Spacious One March 15, 2004

Salt Lake Salt Bath 

When a male ejaculates and the amount of jizz can be compared to the amount of water in the Great Salt Lake in Utah.
Normally used when referring to a bukkake.
Hey baby you want to take a salt Lake salt bath?

Bathsalt Hunger

This is the type of hunger that is uncontrollable. It will smash any kind of diet and typically requires large amounts of pasta and sugar and grease or whatever you can find that's not healthy in anyway. This is "I'm so hungry I want to eat your face" hunger. Typically women get this during PMS, but this can also be known to occur when hungover.
Me: I have bathsalt hunger.
Whoever: What do you mean?
Me: If we don't eat something fried soon I'm going to eat your face.
Bathsalt Hunger by jjh77 June 23, 2014

Bathsalt 

The worst drugs known to man combined into one
You will literally not sleep for days.
Avoid this at all costs.
The best way to describe Bathsalts comedown is to quote Lil Waynes song:

"only when the drugs are done done, do i feel like dying"
Bathsalt by `Beau September 6, 2011