ben barnes 

a hot actor who deserves the world, also if he had kids he’d be a dilf

person one: “omg ben barnes is so hot”
person two: “ikr like 😁”

ben barnes by yournewstepparent June 12, 2021

Megan Barnes

A girl who will always deny it but she sleeps around. She even got to Dalton Euler in the back of his Ford F-150 after he took her to eat at McDonald’s and bought her lots of fries

Megan Barnes favorite line is “Fries before guys” but she sure let Dalton stick his pepperoni in her hole and busted sweet Alfredo sauce all over his trucks back seat.

Megan Barnes by John Cheese Meluch April 13, 2019

Ben Barnes 

A fucking GOD

"hey who's Ben Barnes?"
"the hottest man alive."

Ben Barnes by notAndromedaBlack November 3, 2021

Bannister 

City of London (UK) slang for a lunch accompanied by 4 pints of beer. Named after Sir Roger Bannister who was the first recorded person to run a mile under 4 minutes.

Do I go for the cheese board or instead make this a Bannister?

Bannister by Highgit May 13, 2021

James Buchanan Barnes 

A.K.A Bucky, he and Steve Rogers were childhood friends before (spoiler alert) Bucky was turned into the Winter Soldier and had his memory erased.

James Buchanan Barnes iis my gay lil baby hurt him & I'll kill you.

James Buchanan Barnes by The real deal 7125 February 11, 2017

Chris Barnes 

Chris Barnes is an American death metal vocalist. He gained fame as the original singer for the death metal band Cannibal Corpse. He is known for very low guttural vocals and extremely gory and violent lyrics. He recorded four albums with Cannibal Corpse ('Eaten Back to Life', 'Butchered at Birth', 'Tomb of the Mutilated', and 'The Bleeding') before leaving the band in 1995 to commit to his other band Six Feet Under. He's responsible for setting the bar for what the modern death metal vocalist sounds like (low grunting, screaming, high screeching). In 1994, he and the other members of Cannibal Corpse made a brief cameo appearance in the movie 'Ace Ventura: Pet Detective' playing the song "Hammer Smashed Face".

Fan 1: Dude Chris Barnes was better in CC!

Fan 2: No he's better in SFU!

Fan 1: CC!

Fan 2: SFU!

Chris Barnes by Deandakin July 21, 2012

barnesh 

a) a dead joke
b) a joke which is absolutely not funny
c) a comment which turns a normal situation into an awkward situation

pronounced bar-neh-shh

Lame Joke creator: "You're so stupid that you failed your math test"

Other Person: BARNESH

barnesh by John Merrymen May 19, 2010