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Brass Banding

The process of counteracting brewers droop by using a cock ring to aid erectile function. Particularly prominent use in Yorkshire, UK amongst middle-aged men.
Our Doric got a bit frisky last night, but I were so pissed I had to go brass banding to get it up.
Brass Banding by SuperTrans March 26, 2020

Rubber-banding 

Thomas - “I have an inclosed porch”
Samya - “Stop rubber-banding bro”
Rubber-banding by justsomestudent February 3, 2021

edge banding

Recording the sounds made when edging and sampling them into a musical track
That riff was from and edge banding session between me and my girlfriend

Rubber-banding 

The handicap given to CPUs in racing video games when one or more human players is ahead. This often plagues the less experienced human player, as they will be passed up by CPUs moving absurdly fast in an effort to maintain close proximity to the farther ahead human player.
Jordan is always so far ahead in Mario Kart that I need stars AND mushrooms just to match the speed that rubber-banding gives to the last place CPU.
Rubber-banding by Zenothys February 16, 2022

Shadow Banding 

A reactive emotional pattern that develops in response to the rubber band effect. When one partner repeatedly snaps back into the relationship, the other—wary of the cycle—begins forming secret emotional or romantic connections. Shadow banding is the quiet stretch: a hidden coping mechanism born from mistrust, grief, or emotional exhaustion. It’s not about cheating—it’s about survival when the relationship feels unstable or unsafe.
After she came back and ran off the girls I was dating, I started shadow banding—keeping quiet connections just in case she left again.
Shadow Banding by Briton Phillip September 3, 2025

bonding moment 

what you share with your bro if you totally aren’t gay 😔👊 pour one out cuz lance doesn’t remember
“we had a bonding moment!! i cradled you in my arms!”
bonding moment by andlance September 8, 2018