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Rocket Balling 

Quidditch for Muggles. The muggle will wear 2 rockets on feet for flight, and one on a hand for stability.
As defined by Giggs in Game Over where he wishes for his "N****z to be Rocket Balling."
Rocket Balling by Halacris March 7, 2011

dicking and balling 

Wasting a lot more time than simply "dicking" around, particularly on the job...
"You guys have been dicking and balling around here all morning, now get your asses in gear and get something done !"

ballerina job 

When a ballerina, as though a feather, twinkle toes ever so lightly on her male partner's tip.
I just got the best ballerina job from Katelyn L yesterday.
ballerina job by rither July 3, 2011

lava balling 

1. when a man sits wish his legs spread wide for maximum testicular comfort.
lava balling in a movie theater in the old fashioned seats with legs spread wide to keep from all the extra sweating
lava balling by Magwaaf October 4, 2013

Edward Ballinger 

To be violently sick at a mates house, then fall unconscious with your boxers down.
Person 1: wtf happened last night? I just woke up in my moms bed…
Person 2: you pulled an Edward Ballinger, u fucking retard.
Edward Ballinger by OliverJarvis January 8, 2023

Colleen Ballinger 

Colleen "Epstein" Ballinger (aka Miranda Rights) is a professional ukulele player and singer who was born in Ni'ihau, Hawaii, in November 21, 1986. She is known for her famous songs about trains and cats. According to her hit song "hi." she identifies as a rat with a narcissistic personality.
In 2014, she started performing concerts in her mother's basement at the age of 28. She regularly invited children (also referred to as Colleeny's Weenies) to her basement, where she gave children cheese balls from her pants and forced kids to do yoga. She had a section of her concerts called "Korn" where she addressed the issues of Kornography and called young children onstage to shame them for being Korn fans. Colleen has had multiple collaborations with artists like Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley.
Colleen Ballinger also had a background in acting. She was featured in various movies such as "Angry Birds 2: Electric Boogaloo", "Ralph DDoS's the Internet", and "Ukulele (2016)".

Later in 2023, she went on to make a Youtube Channel, which has amassed over 10 subscribers. Recently, she has been caught up in a controversy about grooming her 2 Persian cats, who have been speaking about possibly taking legal action.
Colleen has responded to this with her newest song "'Responding' to allegations dragging by out a ukulele song for 10 fucking minutes"
Other popular songs by Colleen include "I love Little Boys", "Lingerie Delivery", "Fat Mexicans", and "Are you a virgin?"
Person 1: Have you heard Colleen Bal-lingerie's hit song "Sunset at Epstein Island"
Person 2: No, I bet it sounds lovely though. Colleen Ball-Slinger is a great ukulele player.

Colleen Ballinger: g, g7, c, d7
Colleen Ballinger by EEPIC July 14, 2023