belly balding 

Usually completed by a large group of girls, it is when a person rubs anothers belly until they fall into a deep slumber. It is popular in many rural areas as well as european countries.

Pheobs: just keep belly balding im almost in a slumber state

Allie: alright here comes hyper-speed

Pheobs: ZZZZZzzzzz......

Mer: Nice job shes hybernating

belly balding by Big Moke May 11, 2008

Small Balding 

A Man who knows no bounds or reality nor existence. He was not born, rather he was created. He knows no bounds f power. He has the perception into the cosmos that no being, even God has ever obtained. Sure Aidan is the alpha, but Small Balding is the alpha raised to the power of Aleph Null.

Average citizen of the cosmos: Did you hear Small Balding created a new plain of existence yesterday?

Small Balding by @TheRealSmallBalding October 6, 2020

Premature Balding Gorilla

1. That one tattoo that you get on your body that has absolutely no significance outside of the fact that you got it.

Named from a Pastor in Indianapolis who is tattooed all over his body with a premature balding gorilla on the under back side of his arm

Luke got his premature balding gorilla last night in the form of the loch ness monster on his lower back side.

Premature Balding Gorilla by cowboy hibby July 13, 2012

Fuck my balding head 

An phrase that is uttered when a person is genuinely surprised. The person is likely to be an older individual, who sees how things seem to get more and more fucked up around him with each new day. The expression has little or no connection with another widely used one 'fuck my skull'

A:Fuck my balding head!The editors are at it again!
B:I agree.Fuck my sister!

Fuck my balding head by drone777 December 12, 2013

Middle aged balding coward 

When your hair is leaving you as is your age

My names Chris trimmer and I’m a middle aged balding coward

Middle aged balding coward by Big Weiry March 15, 2018

Free Balding 

The act of going out in public with a bald head that is normally covered by some sort of cap, hat or other head covering.

"Hey Trev, what happened to that greasy old cap you were wearing?"

"I decided to wash that fukkin thing so now I have to go FREE BALDING all weekend".

Free Balding by Hardcock2011 August 18, 2011

Long-Haired Balding 

A Long-Haired Balding is the next level of faggotry following a "Neckbeard" In the scale of weeaboo faggotry. Weeaboo > Neckbeard > Long-Haired Balding. Long-Haired Baldings look like trolls, usually having gross dirty long hair and balding at the same time due to being old by this point. This form of weeaboo is also mentally insane and is so obsessed with anime and japanese shit that he will do whatever to get anime shit, even kill, especially if he is sad and angry. The first Long-Haired Balding was recorded being seen at this dinky Japanese arcade. Being there for so long his weeaboo power level grew so high he evolved into the Long-Haired Balding.

"Man, look at that Long-Haired Balding over there playing IIDX. Hes passing 12s and putting those NeckBeards to shame."

Long-Haired Balding by DJDuane May 5, 2009