National Defense Authorization Act 2012 

The government's way of saying "Fuck you!" to the Fourth Amendment.

Government: Hey, Fourth Amendment!

Fourth Amendment: What?

Government: I National Defense Authorization Act 2012'd your mom!

National Defense Authorization Act 2012 by T0mServ0 January 17, 2012

Alpha Authority 

Alpha Authority AA is a term which shows how much of an Alpha something is, aka a Chad. People who are with Alpha Authority are part of something that has won the highest awards and outdone everyone else by being the first to accomplish something.

Everyone: Yo I heard you're part of the Alpha Authority!! Wicked!
Hadrek: Yeah, ever since it started in 2012. :)

Bryant: Yo, you heard the Alpha Authority won the Bloxys? What a achievement!
Zan: Of course! We are Chads!

Sflux: Heya! I'm an Alpha Authority chad now!
Alpha Authority Chads: Welcome to gang Sflux! :)

Alpha Authority by Scriptoria December 19, 2020

Authority Zero 

Best fucking punk band out there. They're mostly punk but combine some reggae and ska. They're basically one part Sublime and one part Pennywise. They have a lot of Spanish and Portuguese influences in their music too and they have lyrics in both of these languages.

It pisses me off that so few people actually know who they are, even though they released two CDs with a major label (Lava). Buy/download their shit ASAP. I can't really pick a favorite song since they're all good, but try downloading "Lying Awake." When the lead singer was asked about mp3's, he said "i think it's rad" so don't feel guilty about it.

Authority Zero is a band from Mesa, Arizona, USA, Earth, Solar System, some galaxy

Authority Zero by AZholic March 16, 2005

authority zero 

The greatest punk band in the world! They are amazing live and never disappoint the masses of people who go to their shows. They sound like a mix between Sublime and Offspring, and their acoustic album "Rythm and Booze" is the best. They are a local AZ band, the shows stay small and intimate so that the real fans can enjoy. Im somewhat glad that they are not a commercial band, and would love for them to stay somewhat underground...A Passage In Time is best CD! Jason Devore, the lead singer also has a solo album out that kicks ass!

Authority Zero never disappoints

authority zero by AshDot August 30, 2006

Authorititties 

The phenomenon when men will do anything a woman wants due to her breasts. In this situation, the woman has authorititties.

Girl: "Hey, can you hold this for a minute?"
Guy 1: "Sure"
Guy 2: "Dude, I know she has authorititties but still..."

Authorititties by witmaster flash July 19, 2011

Constituted Authority 

Phrase used by a politician to demand respect from protesting citizens when he forgets he got into office through their votes.

Former governor of Oyo(southwestern state in Nigeria) addressed students of Ladoke Akintola University protesting against the continued closure of the university reminding them that he is the "constituted authority"
"Don't you know that I'm the constituted authority"

Constituted Authority by Bouf daddy October 9, 2020

authority finger 

What an uptight angry person points at you, usually the index finger, but could be another finger, if the pointer finger has been amputated...

I know you are angry with me dear, but please refrain from pointing your authority finger at me...

authority finger by king4aday1976 October 10, 2010