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Australian 

Native of Australia, there are good Australians and there are bad ones, let's just leave it at that.
1st Norwegian: "Those Aussies aren't such bad people after all."

2nd Norweigan: "Except those who lock up children in jail."

1st Norwegian: "True."
Australian by flightguy June 3, 2005

Australian 

Australia was a rich country filled with very unique flora and fauna such as the megafauna but the invasion of the English saw a lot of the native fauna killed, including the aboriginals, Now there are less than 4% authentic aboriginals left in the country and that is being generous.

The Howard administration saw a lot of Australian's turn to trade job's to fuel the production industry. Australia, although being mostly desert has a strong industrial side with the majority of the population working in factories or similar. The Rudd administration will see a large influx of immigration and a further emphasis on education, instead of old people and 'grunt' jobs.

Globalisation has had a dramatic effect on Australia. The food we eat for example mainly consist of export from America and Coles Myer (an American company) making our main foods; pies, pasties, hot dogs and hamburger as well as Coca Cola leading to a huge increase in obesity.

Figures have been stated that less than 50% of Australian's would have a high education. Australia is a highly Anglo-Saxon religious country. This is coming from a 13th generation Australian.
Australian:

Watch Today Tonight or read a newspaper.
Australian by Rottencore April 4, 2009

Australian 

The word Australian is an alternative word for Skips, Kangaroo Bangers or Kangaroo Fuckers.
Joe: Where are you from?
Aussie: I'm a Kangaroo Banger
Joe: Oh so your an Australian. That is nice.

Australian AustraliaSkipKangaroo FuckerKangaroo Banger
Australian by Ephestion July 8, 2011

australian 

a sex act where a person is licked from the back of the neck to the tailbone in one long lick.
Guy 1: I heard you making your girlfriend moan loudly last night while i was in the living room, what did you do to her?
guy 2: I gave her an australian as a birthday gift last night
australian by Ella P. September 8, 2007

Australian 

Australian- A person who is born / a citizen of Australia.
Australians are really, the indigenous!
Most Australian think calling people "wogs" & "chinks" are normal & not offensive...

A bit sad because I love this country!

Ie: my mother is white, father is Asian.

When people ask what my "natio" is & I say Aussie.... MAJORITY of people will look at me & ask again.... So I say; you mean what's my parents background?! I am AUstralian! FOR FUCKS SAKE IVE never even been to another country!!!
Australian- (White) people: I'm an Aussie!!Australian

Me: are you?? You mean you're a POM!
Coz the Aussies, real Australian are the kooris
Australian by Istambay December 23, 2015

Australian 

A nation built on genocide of the Aboriginal people and theft of a country. English Irish and Scottish scumbags who have falsely created themselves an identity, not realising they are all from another country and not this one!

A land of white english people who claim the title of Australians who drink too much beer. The men have developed high levels of estrogen and complain alot. Taking on female form both in appearance and actions. Women drink too much wine. As a result of this they complain about everything and love to leave and threaten with Bad reviews. They complain about everything and the country has set up formal bodies to encourage complaints. department of fair trading, accc etc.

Australians dont understand the history of where they all came from and fooled thinking everyone came from another country except them. They believe they evolved in this land out of a can of beer or something magical like that.

Its the most rascist country in the world and should be given back to the rightful owners, the Aboriginal people.

Australia is a beautiful land with propably the worst people from england claiming to be Aussies and constantly making ethnics in the country feel unwelcome. Go back home to england you bunch of fools, this country and all its glory is built by hard working ethnics from Asia, europe and the middle east. Not the low class english irish and scottish people drinking their way through life. Abusing centrelink and living in housing commision
Im australian and chant Aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi and everyone else go home