stay-at-home kid 

Every American child in the coronaviral moment.

With his stay-at-home Mom and his stay-at-home Dad, he was now a stay-at-home kid. Watching cartoons and playing video games, he was unsure as to why they both seemed so anxious. That was only for a while. Wasn't it?

stay-at-home kid by Monkey's Dad March 17, 2020

Stay at Home Dad

A father who decides to not work outside the home because his wife makes more money. He is responsible for cleaning, food preparation, transportation of the kids to school and soccer. He is also responsible for everything outside the house as well as inside. Essentially he has to do everything while his wife can sit at a computer and not go bat shit crazy from being stuck in the house all day. He has also memorized all the songs of Dora, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, and Little Einsteins. When asked to be a man he is lost because he forgot how.

Wife: I wish I could stay home all day.
Husband: I work hard here. Would you want to read to the kids before bedtime?
Wife: No, this is my time and I am going to watch Vampire Diaries. You wanted to be the Stay at Home Dad, thanks . . .

Stay at Home Dad by PB8 March 6, 2012

stay at home mom 

A woman who is capable of taking on children, home and husband.
She is a strong woman who can handle anything that comes her way.
Going to work outside of the house, then coming home to children and chores is hard (I've done it), but honey, let me tell you, staying home with children 24/7, never being able to socialize with other adults without any children around is MUCH more exuasting.
Working outside of the house does Not equal to 3 full-time jobs, it equals to 1 full-time and 1 part-time. By the time you get home to the "part-time job", you welcome the screaming of your little ones and singing sesame street songs, because you havn't heard it ALL DAY LONG!!
Most stay at home moms aren't rich. Sometimes it's cheaper to stay home than to pay for daycare.
Most (including myself) prefer to know that what the children are learning is coming from you, not daycare workers, or the "rude kid" at daycare.
These are crucial years, and they are lerning everything from scratch...best to be learning from mom.

Timmy's mom stays home with him all day. She's a stay at home mom.

stay at home mom by Ara April 12, 2005

Stay at home junkie 

An addict who doesn't bother anybody. Just stays at home and deals with their addiction. not one to go up the town and hassle shoppers or rob folks houses or that. Just stays at home and does no harm to anyone else but themselves.

That fella doesn't bother anybody, he's a stay at home junkie

Stay at home junkie by andymclol October 9, 2011

Stay at home daughter 

An unemployed woman who lives with her parents and has no motivation to improve her life by getting a job or education.

After graduating from high school, six years ago, my daughter now spends all of her time watching TV and surfing the internet. She is a stay at home daughter

Stay at home daughter by adh_maryo March 7, 2022

Should've-stayed-at-home day 

A day when every single thing seems to go wrong, like dropping thing up to bumping your head against everything.

person 1:Ouw! WTF!
person 2:what's the matter?
person 1:hit my hand with a hammer, after i hit my head against the window.
person 2:major bummer.
person 1:it's a Should've-stayed-at-home day.

Should've-stayed-at-home day by DJ MTL April 1, 2012

stray at home mom 

Known to be this right after giving birth and when the time occurs when she is most fertile. She will stray from the marriage when the desire for sex becomes too much to handle. Even the husband wants sex, she will comply and then when the husband is away from home either at work out of town, the mother will stray to another to crave the need for sex.

My wife became known as a stray at home mom in my neighborhood when one of my neighbors caught men coming to my home all times of the day all week for sex with the mother of my children.

stray at home mom by Charles H Hall 3rd May 2, 2008