An Aster is a person who is very cool, and is very funny and easy to banter with. While their opinions on tea may be debatable, they are always fun to be around

You’re not even half as funny as Aster

Aster by BeeInAMecha May 23, 2023

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Asters are wonderful people who are consistently trying their hardest, but could be described as a pushover.

"Man, Aster is the greatest! They're such an amazing person!"
"You aren't wrong, but they just let everyone walk all over them."

Aster by stolenbones July 17, 2021

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This is a diversion method used in public restrooms. While on the toilet seat one uses both feets to tap-dance like Fred Aster, which acts like a noise camouflage/diversion. google boy fresko fat

In shame at the john's, having some fresko fat's, I has to do an aster to cover the noise.

aster by Marky Mark October 7, 2003

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A sexy girl with beautiful lips, nice small natural tits and perfect boner-making, sperm-extracting extra hot round ass. She is calm and cool on the surface but very wild in bed. She also likes to ride a long hard shaft vigorously until she reaches multiple orgasms.

1)Damn that dude is lucky, his chick is an aster.
2)The view a man gets when he doggystyles an aster is better than looking at the Niagara Falls, Victoria Falls and Iguazu Falls combined.
3)Hey bro you better get yourself in shape if you are thinking about getting inside that aster's pants.
4)OMG that aster is our new boss? Just looking at her ass in that tight skirt can make me cream my underwear.

Aster by Esteban Sanchez January 12, 2018

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