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ass lick by ExpressLane February 25, 2004
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Asskickers Syndrome
The condition of having such unrealistically high expectations of one's self that anything less than excellence is disappointing. Those with A.K.S. gravitate toward opportunities for achievement to the point of neglecting everyday life. Symptoms include violent mood swings, sore losing, sore winning, and few close relationships.
Larry seems like a nice guy, but he's got a major case of Asskickers Syndrome. Don't challenge him to any competition; he turns into a different person.
Asskickers Syndrome by MoeBetta September 19, 2018
Autoerotic Asslicksiation
The act of a dog or cat who, in the act of personal grooming, lingers too long in their personal area, causing an awkward state of self-arousal.
Bill's Doberman was just sitting on the floor when his personal grooming turned into an act of autoerotic asslicksiation. We were all very uncomfortable.
Autoerotic Asslicksiation by Inmown Werdz June 27, 2008
assliciously delicious
assliciously delicious by Marcolicious September 15, 2006
assdick
Adj.
1. A compound word containing the words "ass" and "dick." When put together, it means to be the ultamite form of an idiot, jerk off, or jack ass.
2. It can also be used as an expression of excitement.
3. More commonly, it is randomly screamed out to make people look.
1. A compound word containing the words "ass" and "dick." When put together, it means to be the ultamite form of an idiot, jerk off, or jack ass.
2. It can also be used as an expression of excitement.
3. More commonly, it is randomly screamed out to make people look.
1. "Wow I can't believe he was going out with five other girls," said Sydney to Felicia. "He is such an assdick!"
2. "Assdick!" I yelled as the kid knocked my glass over.
3. ASSDICK! Wait what?
2. "Assdick!" I yelled as the kid knocked my glass over.
3. ASSDICK! Wait what?
asspickle.
1.One who has the nature of an ass, too a magnified extent. 2.To be such an ass, that one is marinated in it like a pickle. 3.Literaly looking like a piece of human piece of shit.
Steph: "Why do you have to be such an asspickle?"
Délhan: "It is in my nature, I was born that way. My parents were asses, my grandparents were asses. Im just keeping up tradition."
Thus Délhan being an asspickle.
Délhan: "It is in my nature, I was born that way. My parents were asses, my grandparents were asses. Im just keeping up tradition."
Thus Délhan being an asspickle.
asspickle. by Délhan May 23, 2006