liquidate the assets 

When you've been backed up for several days and you have to resort to some sort of magnesium or saline laxative, or enema, to take care of business.

Oh man, I've been backed up for several days now, I think it's time to liquidate the assets!

liquidate the assets by Mr. Quackens February 26, 2017

Brown Eye Assassin 

An individual who has mastered the art of completely dismantling the ass of another individual.

I don’t know what happened last but I was dismantled by a brown eye assassin last night and it was great

Brown Eye Assassin by Tee Cee Deez June 15, 2019

Asses Of Fire 

A popular Canadian film that sparked the Canadian-American war, and caused the deaths of millions.

Asses of Fire may well be the second best movie ever made, right after Asses of Fire 2.

Asses Of Fire by PEN-15 October 30, 2003

Swag Assassin 

A murderer of another person's swag. This, concurrently, increases the swag of the swag assassin. In addition, if someone in the general area is misusing or abusing their swag, it is the job of the swag assassin to take over their swag. Also, a swag assassin's swag may be so great, that it shuts out everyone else's swag in the general area.

1. Paul's swag was all out of whack last night. I had to turn into the swag assassin

2. Hold on to your swag, the swag assassin is in the building.

Swag Assassin by Car.Bon. November 22, 2011

Alternating Asses 

A little known technique for fitting the max amount of people into the backseat of a car. If done properly, 4 maybe even 5 people will be able to comfortably ride in a 3 person backseat.

It consists of having the first person who gets in the back seat sitting with their ass either touching the backrest(as you would normally ride) or sitting with their ass as close to the edge of the seat(and as far from the backrest) as possible. From their, everyone alternates ass to front ass to back until you can't fit anymore people.

This is proven effective.

"Dude I don't know if I can give all of you a ride"-Guy 1

"It's chill we'll just sit with alternating asses and be good to go."-Guy 2

Alternating Asses by alcanic April 26, 2009

Assness

1. A word used to describe something extremely annoying or frustrating.

2. The quantity or quality of buttocks in a given situation or area.

1. If I had to describe this game's assness, I just have to say: It's very ass!

2. I was at a "gentlemen's club" yesterday, and the assness was extrordinary.

Assness by Mrcatanstuff. April 17, 2010

Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood 

The sequel to Assassin's Creed 2, which was an amazing game, and just got even better.

Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood is going to be the sickest game ever!

Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood by Panda0213 November 3, 2010