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Nobody Asked 

The most retarded comeback known to man. Almost never used in its proper context and is usually just used as a crutch phrase by people who think that reaction images are flawless arguments. 50% of the time it's used in situations where it has absolutely nothing to do with the aggressor. The other 50% of the time they are usually losing in an argument so they decide to play 'home sergeant' and use this to dictate whether someone's allowed to speak or not.
If you use this or have ever used this in the past please rethink your life choices.
Person 1: About that new reveal that just happened, does anyone here not like Byleth coming to Smash Ultimate either? We're getting close to more Fire Emblem characters than any other franchise in the game.
Person 2: I mean, on the other hand Byleth does have a pretty kick-ass moveset on her as well, so they're definitely going to be fun when they come out.
some retard: cAll me fRank beCaUse fRanklY nOboDy aSkEd..
Person 1+2: Shut the fuck up.
Nobody Asked by Fruitsz February 11, 2020

Nobody asked guy 

The guy who says "nobody asked" all the time and thinks it's either funny or making people want them more.
The nobody asked guy usually has no friends,no life and no humor
-Yo I just got splinter Cell
-Nobody asked u moron
- (in this case this person is a Nobody asked guy)

What asked 

Something you say as a joke, mocking the terms "Who asked?" and "Who cares?"
What asked by JVATYT February 7, 2022

The person who asked. 

The person who asked is a rare never seen before. It's said to be omnipotent and impossible to reach due to it's speed. Nobody knows the true answer to the person to ASKED. People have gone from universes to universes. But all failed. It seemed like nobody asked. But that was never proved. Even though the person who asked was never proved to exist. It was never proved to NOT exist. Therefore... The person who asked will never be found. It's though authorized to say that the person who asked doesn't exist even though they aren't sure.
Me: Bro who's the person who asked.
Him: Idk man but you can search if you want
Me: nah imma not waste my time

who asked? 

its a synonym of "when I was a fetus I didn't get enough air"
hey I just got a new car.
who asked?
that's why your moms a cripple.

No one asked me 

Quite possibly the best answer to use when confronted about something you knew about but were not questioned about.
Person 1~You knew Bobby stole my car?
Person 2~Yeah.
Person 1~Why didn't you tell me!? We've been going crazy trying to find out who did it!
Person 2~No one asked me.
No one asked me by Miss Potato Head September 12, 2010

the one who asked

me
i am the one who asked if somebody says who asked tell them it was me
person 1: WhO AsKed
me: i was the who asked