Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!

astonishment, suprised amazement, wow! You don't say! Well, I'll be.

Joe: After five years of being on welfare, I finally landed a job.
Marcy: Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!

Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit! by Dogs! May 17, 2010

Up your butt and around the corner 

Smart ass remark made mostly by grade schoolers. Usually in response to a "where" question, but sometimes used by losers just to get attention.

Hey, have you seen my pencil?
Yeah, up your butt and around the corner!

Up your butt and around the corner by jojo December 23, 2004

stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas 

To pass off bad news as good news. Usually it applies to when this act is incredibly obvious and poorly executed. When this is done, it is usually even more offensive than simply telling someone the bad news.

The doctor said that Joe was lucky to be paralyzed, since he'd no longer have to worry about getting into skateboarding accidents. All he did was stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas.

stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas by magusguy October 1, 2007

out of the butt and into the fuck 

To be screwed; Be in serious shit.

If we don't come up with that 36 dollars, we're going to be out of the butt and into the fuck - Tourette's Guy

out of the butt and into the fuck by pdaddy8118 February 5, 2007

Butt and cut 

The smell/aroma in a room after sex; also called budussy. The 'butt' part refers to the glutial area whereas the 'cut' part refers to the slang term used for 'pussy' or 'sex'.

1: After a night of rigorous sex, the whole room smelled like butt and cut. 2: "Damn K-dog, you and Lisa been fuckin again? It smells like butt and cut up in here, dog!"

Butt and cut by **rawritsccbetch** August 6, 2010

Up your butt and around the corner 

your ballsack or scrotum

where is the chinese bakery?
up your butt and around the corner

Up your butt and around the corner by batrider July 7, 2009

Butt and a half 

When something just really sucks to a point where it's not just a butt

Wow this shit tastes like a butt and a half

Butt and a half by Anoyumus October 7, 2017