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ample gratitudes 

When you're girlfriend is drunk, locked the doors and you have plenty of smokes and beer.
I have ample gratitudes cuz I was prepared.... knew she was gonna lock the door.
ample gratitudes by Petesbeeps August 27, 2017

Ample Sex 

Another way of saying lots of sex
KC: Woot! Me and Tabitha had tons of sex last night!
Tabitha: No Baby, We had AMPLE SEX
Ample Sex by iluhdatabbeh May 26, 2010

Ample Pants 

Matt "Check him out"

Paul "Yeah those sure are some ample pants!"
Ample Pants by Whippett December 9, 2010

ample sustenance 

extremely nicely shaped breasts, that even if a lady has a pretty face, a man will look at her breasts.as good as they get

ample seal 

i like to keep my ample seal hidden
ample seal by fag10000000000 December 12, 2017

ample reserves 

Holy shit why are half the questions about ample reserves on this stupid fucking economics test