Alternative Facts 

Using lies in an attempt to change the truth when the actual truth does not conform to the narrative you want to forward.

The press secretary didn't lie he was just using alternative facts.

Alternative Facts by poidogp January 22, 2017

Alternative Facts 

What a liar calls his lies, to reassure himself.

Todd: Why did Spicer tell a falsehood to the press?
Conway: What you're calling "falsehoods" are actually just alternative facts.

Alternative Facts by @dumptrump January 22, 2017

Alternative facts 

1. "Facts" believed by dumbfucks in their alternate reality.

2. Lies
3. Bullshit

A dumbfuck: "I wasn't lying! I was stating alternative facts!"
An intelligent person: "No, they weren't alternative facts, you were blatantly lying!"

Alternative facts by Keeper of Critters January 27, 2017

Alternative Facts 

(Phrase)
Definition: Things I want to be true
Synonym: Truthful Lies

Alternative facts have been brought forward today which show that death is good for your health.

Alternative Facts by Censored Historian January 25, 2017

alternative facts 

The worst of the four classifications of lies: lies, damned lies, statistics, alternative facts. Alternative facts are distinguished from the other damnable lies by the addition of gaslighting the listener.

After backing up her false statements with alternative facts, Kellyanne Conway threatened the "dishonest" media for suggesting that she might be lying.

alternative facts by Bogrimm January 22, 2017

Alternative Facts 

a lie or false statement / the quality of being false/ bullshit / propaganda /

narratives often used by the Trump Administration via propoganda officials such as Sean Spicer (@seanspicer) and Kellyanne Conway (@KellyannePolls) devised to counter facts and provable realities in order to steer or sway opinions in favor of their own benefit - which is generally the agenda of their very insecure and emotionally need boss.

Climate change is not supported by science, and we will provide you with alternative facts that the dishonest press should be covering.

Alternative Facts by Dr. Parrot January 22, 2017

alternative facts 

Lies.

The supporters of Donald Trump are routinely bolstered and by the "alternative facts" spread by his cabinet, advisors and confidants.

alternative facts by NotfriendswithCONWAY January 22, 2017