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allergies 

What you have when you know you have a cold but you can't afford to miss a day of work so you tell yourself (and any others who comment on your symptoms) that it is just "allergies" so they won't be worried that you're contagious.
If people would admit they had a mild cold rather than allergies, the common cold would not be so common.
allergies by Downvoting Victim January 26, 2014

Allergies Blueballs 

When it’s allergy season and you want to sneeze into oblivion but your body won’t let you.
I’ve been trying to sneeze all day but i have allergies blueballs so bad.

Allergies 

What literally everyone uses as an excuse when anything is wrong
Shaniqua: Hey Lucy, why are you limping!?
Lucy: Oh, it’s just allergies!
Allergies by Beano Reanooooooo April 27, 2019

ALLERGICEMA

Allergic to many things as a baby/child then allergies tend to fade in early teens. Most Allergicemic babies rely on feeding tubes up into elementary age.
"Why do you have that tube in your nose?" "I have allergicema!"
ALLERGICEMA by Medical_conditions February 24, 2026

Soldier Allergies 

The slight moistening of a soldier/ex-soldier's eyes when they remember a fallen comrade. Can also apply to anyone who has lost someone close to them. They're not crying, they're just overcome with allergies is all...
Around June 27th, 2013, a young injured airman passed away in Florida after suffering injuries from an I.E.D. in Iraq. I'm sure his fellow airmen must get a few soldier allergies thinking about him now and then.

Sometimes I think about Papa and the stories he used to tell us. I'm getting a slight case of soldier allergies just typing this...

Peanut Allergies 

A term used big big brother houseguests in place of the word crying
When the hgs saw their family tapes, they all got peanut allergies.

Tyler went up into Angela’s HOH room after jc made a joke about Brett giving Angela a massage and asked Angela if she had peanut allergies.
Peanut Allergies by Hcfb0808 October 5, 2018