Alden 

A relatively rare English surname, that is sometimes used as a given name. The given name means "old friend" while the surname means "old-town" or "old-hill." It is of Saxon locality. A well known person who had this surname is John Alden, a pilgrim on the Mayflower. A good surname because it's not too long, isn't ethnic, and isn't too plain/common.

Random person: What's your last name?
Me: Alden.
Random person: Nice surname. Is it pronounced AL-den or ALL-den?
Me: ALL-den.

Alden by Someone with surname Alden March 2, 2009

Alden's Climate Theory 

A theory that is the consensus among all of the truly BASED and EPIC climate scientist that jewish nazi Greta Thunberg is planning to do the Pearl Harbor of climate change.

Vaush: You do understand that 97% of scientists agree with me that there is a correlation between CO2 emissions and temperature rise, right?

Dumbass Climate Denialist: Well actually that is a cringe and unepic alternative fact that someone who isn't well versed in the eternal science of Alden's Climate Theory would say

Alden's Climate Theory by Maldin' Alden October 12, 2020

ardenese 

Not only a language, but an attitude. The ardenese way is never wrong, shuns authority in the face, can'ts say no to Joe the shipper and is usually smashed or hungover, fuck.

"Shawn, your sanding today" The ardenese reply would be "Fuck you fuck. Im not fucken sanding"

ardenese by Roy Vickers December 2, 2004

Alene Rose

A little 5"2 container of happiness that has a leak in it. The happiness is contagious. Beware.

Alene Rose likes cookies and cheese.

Alene Rose by ICANTSPEAKSPANISHFORCRAP October 17, 2011

Aleene 

Aleene, a foreign and exothicc beauty, is sure to change your life. Armed with a beautiful smile and a heart full of love, she can make a cloudy day sunny, or shift one's anger or sadness into smiles and laughter. If you're ever lucky enough to meet Aleene, get to know her and keep her close, she's a great person and friend.

*Wants to discuss something important to someone who actually cares*
Aleene- Put me in coach.

Aleene by LeVeonBellGanMan December 11, 2019

algene 

She is the most attractive girl you can find she is good with her words and oftenly she gets thirsty horny

Algene you thirsty.

algene by Nyiii May 18, 2020

adené 

Adené is someone who will sweep you off your feet. She might seem like a handful at first because of how much energy she has, but she is a joy to be around. She is very intelligent and very beautiful. Many people are drawn to her because of how interesting she is, and how much she has to say. Adené is someone you never want to let go of.

“Wow, who is that, she’s so pretty!”
“That’s Adené”

adené by Waygo March 23, 2021