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Absurdicrous 

The concatenation of the words absurd and ludicrous meaning the exteme of both at the same time. First coined for the blog Absurdicrous, a commentary on society, humor and occasionally politics.
That story was so ridiculously unbelievable it was absurdicrous.
Absurdicrous by TheMechanic May 19, 2009

Absounding

The art of putting a dildo in your ass while inserting something into your penis

Absailing and sounding
Matt was ABSOUNDING with his girlfriends vibrator in his ass and his electric toothbrush in his eye end.
Absounding by Big Bob 76 May 11, 2011

Abunding 

Present tense of the word abundant

To be overflowing, rich, to have a lot of

To have an overabundance of
He basked in his father’s abunding riches, his heart cloaked in selfishness and deceit.
Abunding by PookyCat:) September 26, 2018

Absorbinglicketly 

An adverb that means both "drunkenly" and "enthusiastically."
Person 1: How did he cook the pizza bites?
Person 2: Absorbinglicketly.
Person 1: Why does he never get that drunk when he drinks with us?
Absorbinglicketly by DJradiotic September 12, 2020

absorbing your nutrients 

Hey Paul! have you ever tried absorbing your nutrients?

what the fuck is that

assurming 

just assurm it
"Hey, what does assurming mean?"
"Idk assurm it"
assurming by Joes DADA February 5, 2024