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shit out a shark

metaphor: To defecate any of numerous elongate mostly marine carnivorous fishes with heterocercal caudal fins and tough skin covered with small toothlike scales.
"hey mate, you'll be around to help me move on the weekend yeah?"

"Yeah i'm more likely to Shit Out A Shark, ya fuck knuckle"
shit out a shark by SharkFunk April 30, 2010

fishing a shark 

Merrisa: "hey are you trying to tame the wild cat again?"
Jon: "don't need to worry about me fishing a shark."

Punched a shark 

To succeed in business despite powerful management trying to hold you back
I started in the mailroom of an international bank and I became CEO. I really punched a shark!
Punched a shark by Bowslosski October 4, 2023

plant a shark 

Sarcastically admitting to something that was obviously ludicrous, pointless and logistically impossible for you to do.
To plant a shark: "Why, yes, I did shoot JFK from the grassy knoll, even though I was born 17 years later. Totally planted that shark."
plant a shark by One smart woman December 14, 2010

carve a shark 

Defecating, dropping a big turd, dropping the kids off at the pool. So named for the tail left above the water, after you've sculpted your brown water-dwelling silent killer.
"Those street tacos are tearing me up, I'm gonna go carve a shark."
carve a shark by Josh S. S. April 17, 2007

caught a shark

Having an extremely attractive, friendly and amazing girl, that the majority of the population fancy, to yourself. "Oh you've caught yourself a shark there dude." A complement to the guy who has caught her and to the shark "girl" herself.
Woah you caught a shark there bro!
caught a shark by LunarMalice December 5, 2014