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Pullin a Hannah Baker

When someone’s acting like they finna end it all over something petty
This mans pullin a Hannah Baker.

I don't give a bakers fuck

Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.

The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.

Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.

A Bakers Dozen 

A Bakers Dozen is 13 of something. 12 is a dozen, but because bakers used to have extra dough left over after baking a dozen loaves of bread, they gathered it up to make one more!
Man: Woah man you've got so many cookies, give me some!
Man2: No way, dude! I only have a bakers dozen!

take a baerga 

(verb) to excrete a large amount of fecal matter; usually involves a 20-30 minute session on the toilet.
Stan: "Man, I gotta take a baerga!"
Carl: "Better bring a book."
take a baerga by SmokinCaterpilla January 20, 2011

pull a backer

Used in: Video Games
1) When you're a very important or special character then die tragically.
2) To die at the hands of another, helplessly.
3) Doing something only a gamer called Trasmablue can do.
Me: "Tras! Pull a backer!"
Trasmablue: "OK!"
*does something really stupid and succeeds*
Me: "How's that even suppost to work?"

OR
Me: "Remember when you had full diamond armor then died?"
Trasmablue: "I know, I pulled a backer and lost all my loot."
pull a backer by Nickybox April 13, 2014

Cop a bake 

To get heat over something you have done or be reprimanded severely from someone.
I am going to cop a bake from the boss over missing that reporting deadline line last week.
Gezz that guy in the warehouse screwed up again, He is going to cop a bake when I see him.
Cop a bake by ferret June 25, 2009