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Mexican Zamboni

When a person defecates on another person's chest and proceeds to sit on their chest and spread the feces around as if a zamboni would on an ice rink.
I started out giving that a girl a Hot Carl, but then decided to finish it off and give her a Mexican Zamboni.
Mexican Zamboni by DCLAY January 19, 2009
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Zamonie means "With A Heart Of African Gold" in Haitian Creole

Someone with the name Zamonie is usually Happy,Talkative,Trustworthy,Sensitive,Very Caring,Dependable,One of a kind,Giving,and very Unique
Not a Common name
Usually someone with the name Zamonie is African American,Jamaican,Haitian,or Nigerian.Sometimes all 3
Pronounced Zuh-Moe-Nee

Makes a great freind.Will do anything to make sure your happy.Easy to get along with.Can always make you laugh.Very sweet and Passionate person
That's my friend Zamonie
Zamonie by Zamonie July 24, 2011
Beef flaps that hangs so far down that when the girl walks she wets the floor beneath her.
After pounding Sissy into submission she proceeded to zamboni a perfect swath from my kitchen floor, to the front door.
zamboni by Flange Master M January 9, 2009

miami zamboni 

A sexual act so unspeakably perverted no one knows what it is.
The miami zamboni sequence had to be removed from the film "The Aristocrats" before the MPAA would even call it "Unrated."
miami zamboni by John XXX September 7, 2006

Field Zamboni 

Those things that drive across fields and wipe ‘em right clean.
Holy shit! There’s like 3 field zamboni’s doing that field over there! I guess that’s the end of the 2nd period!
Field Zamboni by jeffermac August 27, 2019
What you do when you play Beer Pong or Beirut and the bottoms of the cups get wet to stop the cups from gliding on the table.
bro 1: "hey dude! I would have made that if there wasn't so much water under the cups!"

bro 2: "Yeah, whatever, man."

bro 1: "Zamboni that shit!"
zamboni by For The Bros December 19, 2011