Wyoming
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wyoming mudslide
When a girl wipes herself back-to-front causing cross contamination of the vaginal area resulting in a mudslide like consistently. This phenomena is frequently occurring in females of Wyoming decent due to their lack of common sense and overall poor hygiene habits.
wyoming mudslide by MrSlick June 14, 2014
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wyoming elk hunter
While performing cunnilingus, the wyoming elk hunter utilizes the labia to blow bugle noises like calling an elk.
I was doing the old Wyoming Elk Hunter on the old lady and the game warden stopped by the camper to investigate a poaching complaint.
wyoming elk hunter by Dan Wrather June 11, 2017
Wyoming
A mythical land no one has ever been to, but everyone believes still exists. It allegedly has a population of 1 person along with half of the world's buffalo. About as famous as Nebraska or New Hampshire.
In reality, Wyoming is just Colorado's shadow.
In reality, Wyoming is just Colorado's shadow.
Wyoming by Philip, Duke of Parma November 3, 2022
Wyoming
“Wyoming” is supposedly the 44th state of the US. With an alleged 2008 population of just over 500,000 people, it is seen as a quiet and relatively peaceful country-esque vibe. However, do not be fooled but the textbooks, Wyoming does not exist. There is a temporal oddity under active investigation by “ Der Dummkopf” agents as once state lines have been crossed, agents are sent to seemingly the early 1800s Montana. Taking a look at surveys of over 20,000 people per every major city in the US, subjects have reported that about 0.02% of the population knows anyone from “Wyoming” or has “family” that lives there. Those that say they are from there have been investigated and found to be intimately connected with the NSA’s propaganda department. Furthermore, bank records trails suggest a cover-up op to deter investigators of the conspiracy from seeing direct payments for these services, often disguised as simple jobs under private and public companies’ names. Geological experiments conducted by the agency have so far been impossible as once proper precaution is taken to bypass the temporal ring formed at the state lines, it has been discovered that an empty black void is all that exists beyond. To date, 17 researchers have fallen into the void, unable to be retrieved and presumed dead.
Log Entry #107 Excerpt by Dr. Arschkrieker:
“It is impossible to determine the nature of the void that citizens consider ‘Wyoming’ due to inability to traverse it while also bypassing the temporal ring... attempts to pass drones or F-seed personnel connected to Ariadne’s thread is met with temporal traversal and irreversible assimilation into the void, respectively... When my assistant peered in without fully going in, she could not feel anything, so the anomalous void has physical effects, yet no physical form... Suggestions of dark matter have been made, but current understanding believes it cannot react with regular matter in a fashion like the assimilation we observe... truly the existence of Wyoming is false... but whatever lies in that space instead... is uncertain.”
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“It is impossible to determine the nature of the void that citizens consider ‘Wyoming’ due to inability to traverse it while also bypassing the temporal ring... attempts to pass drones or F-seed personnel connected to Ariadne’s thread is met with temporal traversal and irreversible assimilation into the void, respectively... When my assistant peered in without fully going in, she could not feel anything, so the anomalous void has physical effects, yet no physical form... Suggestions of dark matter have been made, but current understanding believes it cannot react with regular matter in a fashion like the assimilation we observe... truly the existence of Wyoming is false... but whatever lies in that space instead... is uncertain.”
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Wyoming by PP long boy June 2, 2020
Wyoming
A cult. This is evident whenever you go into the post office, Safeway, etc. and 90% of people are wearing shirts, hats and jackets saying "Wyoming." Everyone in Wyoming wears only Wyoming clothing and no one in any other state ever wears a "Wyoming" anything.
I went into the grocery store in Cheyenne, and I was the only one there who wasn't wearing something that said "Wyoming."
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