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defensive wounds 

a) wounds, mostly on hands/arms, a victim gets when trying to fend off an attacker

b) (joke) scratches on the back a man can get after wild (but consentual) sex
a) The victim had defensive wounds all over his forearms, cuts from a small knife.

b) Hey! You have defensive wounds all over your back! Your GF is a real scratcher!
defensive wounds by jjolson January 3, 2011
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Licking my wounds 

Taking time off from socializing and/or going out using that time instead to heal from an embarrassing experience
Friend 1: "What are you doing siting all alone just staring at the telephone? There's a party happening over at Stacy's."
Friend 2: "I'm just sitting here licking my wounds...and I don't think I'll be finished soon..."
Licking my wounds by Lafy February 27, 2022

don't sow salt on wounds

Don't hurt a person feeling with talking about sensitive matters
Moshiko: Yossi, I saw your axe kissing and ... with that nerd, what's his name?

Yossi: fuck you Moshiko, why are you sowing salt on my wounds?

lyrical knife wounds 

a rhyme that destroys the other m.c. in a battle
just cause your mom sucks cock don't mean u gotta wen u rap-lyrical knife wounds
lyrical knife wounds by yungn September 27, 2006

racoon wounds 

any marks on the scin that resemble being attacked by a small racoon or animal.
i fell down the hill and got all these racoon wounds.
racoon wounds by Captain Tanker February 2, 2008

exit wounds 

1. The effect of eating especially spicy food, as felt on one's anus when excreting 24-48 hrs later. 2. the aftereffects of any especially bowel-moving event in general, such as diarrhea or Indian food not spicy enough for the first definition.
The Thai place I hit for lunch and the Mexican one for dinner were awesome, but I am seriously dreading the exit wounds I'll have!!!!
exit wounds by Javrel January 29, 2019

Whore-wounds 

Physical, psycological and /or finacial damage directly and or indirecrly cause by a whore.
That bitch just left you with nothing but......

... whore-wounds
Whore-wounds by Jaggabonie909 October 23, 2022