T-Whizzle 

T-Whizzle is a guy who likes to think he is big and strong, however when it actually comes to trying to lift large weights he always seem to have some form of mysterious ailment or issue.

Man 1 - Hey lets do some weights with T-Whizzle

Man 2 - Nah no way man last time I tried to do weights with T-Whizzle he kept claiming his legs were different lenghts so he couldnt squat properly or that he had back problems so he couldn't deadlift.

Man 1 - Yeah that sounds like a T-Whizzle no wonder he is so small.

T-Whizzle by that awsome guy May 24, 2014

Cock whizzle 

The lack of knowledge of road etiquette.

That f**n cock whizzle just cut me off!

Cock whizzle by Sir Chuck Diesel November 18, 2016

whizzle 

a White guy with black qualities

Anyone by the name of Craige

whizzle by Craig December 11, 2003

Whizzle 

Whi-z-uhl
(noun)

A sickness in which a person needs friends or they will shrivel up and die; a person with said sickness.

"You should be friends with that person, they have the whizzle"
"Hey Whizzle! Do you need me to be your friend right now?"

Whizzle by LameoBoogerHead November 21, 2006

whizzle 

a white nizzle

whizzle by ted May 23, 2003

whizzles

unlike Derby my favourite soccer team, whizzles is is preceded by shit...fuck...and continues with WHIZZLA!! WHIZZOWS!!!!WHIZZLA!!!!

although Sam was born with the tourette gene,he's only struggled with the symptoms for the last 3 years......

"moo Shit..WHIZZLES.....WHIZZLA!!
Whizzle,....WHIZZLA!!!!

whizzles by trainable October 16, 2008

Whizzle 

To get anything sexual.

"Dude!, Lets get some whizzle tonight."
Should I call the hoes and get some Whizzle?

Whizzle by tylaaa April 1, 2009