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N- a 250 pound, 6 foot tall Englishman with an unnaturally high voice, while still being the most hardcore person you could meet and answers the phone, "WELCH HERE!" and hangs up, "Welch out." Frequently eats Candied Apples.

V- 1. to be dissed, rejected, or ashamed. 2. to have a projectile, preferably a javelin, thrown in the face.
N- "It's Welch, not like the country but like the grape soda.", "I'm English, you see.", "I have the Golden Voice.", "Wanna mess bitch?", "Welch Here", "(while eating something gooey and delicious)This was worth the two dollars." -all by Welch.

V- 1. "I was welched by Welch, I can't even sit at that table anymore -Alex", 2. "Dan welched me right in the face with that jousting stick" - Luc
Welch by Macarro July 24, 2008
Welch by shalompiggin February 23, 2011
Welch (v.) To Welch:
To sponge money off a person or organisation. (See A.)
To break a deal, contract or promise, verbal or written. (See B.)
A. "God damn. Simon just phoned... He's lost his job at the petrol pump... Probably means he's going to try and welch off me for the next few weeks..."

B. "I guess I promised to pay up... Don't want people to think I'm some kind of deal-welcher..."
Welch by C. Kinsman March 10, 2008
the sound made when 'pulling out' after sex.
god it was a proper welch when i withdrew
welch by Ben Crosskey December 31, 2007
welch is ausom
welch by 1990 April 9, 2003
to frequent a bar, proceed to suck on the same cheap beer all night, while periodically going to the car to drink bottom barrel vodka from a water bottle.
"Do you wanna go to the bars tonight??"

"Yea, I'm gonna have to welch it tho, I have no money.."
Welch by Sack Daddy October 9, 2008