weeping job 

when a girl gives a guy a blow job and loves dick so much that she actually cries of joy

my girl friend gave me a weeping job cause she says my dick tastes like an arnold palmer

weeping job by grandmasterahole June 1, 2010

Weeping snowman

to cry while masturbating followed by wiping semen in your eyes.

after Sams recent break up, he was sad so he gave himself a weeping snowman.

Weeping snowman by douche74477777722228844848ffd April 14, 2011

weeping wank 

Wanking someone off till they cry, or wanking yourself till you cry

Jeff felt so emotional that he had himself a weeping wank

weeping wank by Rainbowmaid321 June 10, 2017

Weeping Camel 

A Weeping Camel is when a girl gives a man oral pleasure and spits it into the male's eye causing him to proceed to crying.

Tony: Hey, Huggy what happened with that chick last night?

Huggy: Dude she sucked me off, but after I climaxed she gave me a Weeping Camel.

Tony: Whhhhaaaaat?!?!?!?!?

Weeping Camel by Solofram September 8, 2009

weeping brownie 

an asshole that's been stretched due to excessive sexual activity and as a result leaks or 'weeps' a bit

Maria suffered from a weeping brownie after a few particularly rough rounds of Hide the Rolling Pin.

weeping brownie by Maria, Rachel, Jesse, Mike, Hannah, and Amos January 5, 2008

weeping willy 

Term used to decsribe a penis infected with the clap. See also drippy dick.

Paul's careless fornication with the shady ladies at Scroggy's got him a case of the weeping willy.

weeping willy by Whiskey Drinker Me January 4, 2010

Weeping Legs 

The high that comes from smoking 420 Cubed.

"MY LEGS, HOW THEY WEEP."
"Don't worry man, you just have the weeping legs."

Weeping Legs by The Weeper July 26, 2011