Websiterist

A practitioner of the art of website design, development, construction, maintenance, rehabilitation and repair. Also known to have a sense of humour and a quiet confidence in their abilities. Usually 6 foot tall, dark haired and bearded and of pleasant countenance. At this stage only the male variety has been found; would also apply to the female when discovered but probably not the bearded bit.

Bob: Aww man! I've had my website up for a while but it's slow, getting hacked and totally out of date! I don't know what to do!
Jules: Bob! Sounds like you need a websiterist! Get hold of the boys from StockTim, they'll help you out!

Websiterist by StockTim January 20, 2020

webshit 

A term used to derogatorily refer to web developers, web programmers, etc. Seen on reddit's programmercirclejerk, among other places.

"WSDL is just webshit IDL"

"Electron 'native apps' - peak webshit."

webshit by bavl July 26, 2018

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. 

BLUE TEXT LMAO. BLUE TEXT

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. BLUE TEXT

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. by BLUE TEXT DUDE June 16, 2021

Webshit 

A derogatory term generally used for web developers; but mostly for a specific breed of web devs that never built non-trivial projects that are not web related, or used something other than web stack. They usually think that JS and Electron ( that whole stack) are the best thing since sliced bread, or more immorally, they think JS is a decent language. They jerk each other off whenever a new framework that does yet another anti-feature in a very convoluted way is introduced.

Oh, for fuck's sake, the webshits are losing their shit over a new JS framework that apparently helps you add left padding.

Webshit by CrazyDev February 17, 2021

is there any word on this fucking website that has the actual definition and nothing else? 

Nope

“is there any word on this fucking website that has the actual definition and nothing else?”

Nope

is there any word on this fucking website that has the actual definition and nothing else? by Nnnnnooooopppppeeeee February 7, 2018

Website similarity scam 

A website similarity scam is a scam where the website where you usually buy your supplements is a real website and is a dot com website and the fake website will have a dot biz on it and be a fake website. And they end up not selling you the supplements and instead taking the money and that of a few other people and then shutting down the website.

Modafinil XL dot com (Real with the guy in sunglasses, but on the second page of Google when it's usually on the first page): Buy Modafinil!
Tyler: *Searches up Modafinil XL.

Modafinil XL dot biz (fake with the guy in a mask, but on the first page): Buy Modafinil TM!

Tyler: I guess this is the website.

*gives money through PayPal.

*2 months later and no Modafinil.
Tyler's brother Josh: Yo Tyler, I found the REAL website. The other website was a fake website and a scam. A website similarity scam!

Website similarity scam by HawaiianPunch1 December 18, 2022

Blake Webster 

Someone with a very particular set of skills he has acquired over a very long career of school skills that make him dangerous to people like you

Don't mess with Blake Webster his set of skills rival if not surpasses Liam Nesson's

Blake Webster by LiamNeson September 16, 2014