Wattpad 

A fan fiction site where you can learn all about the dolan twins and how they would fuck you and how many kids you will have with Edward Cullen from twilight.

BRITTNEY: wow....grayson dolan is such a snack. Even though hes like 20 and im 12 i know we are getting marred!

VICKEY: Grayson dolan fan fic on wattpad is good and all but have you seen the 1D fan fic?? All the boys are so gay for eachother UWU

BRITTNEY: sksksksks UWU oWO skskskk. I love fantasizeing about legal adults when im underage uwu

Wattpad by Minecraftgod69 September 6, 2019

Wattpad Syndrome 

It's a syndrome that can be contracted by any wattpad user. The syndrome is caused when a user only reads books with a high read count; that is the only reason. Or when he or she does a read-for-read exchange for a book with under 1k reads, they only read a few chapters -- then they go back to reading another book with about 100k to 1 million reads.

User 1: I want to read a Wattpad book with so many reads and not give two shits if it has a crappy storyline, just the fact it is the most popular book on Wattpad
User 2: Hey do you want to do a read-for-read?
User 1: Sure *sees the book has very low reads, pretends to like the summary, and reads a few chapters*
User 2: *Finishes User 2's book*
User 1: *silently drifts away from User 2's book with low reads, hoping the user would not notice, and continues to read the book with a lot of reads*
User 2: *notices that and whispers to the user* You are suffering from Wattpad Syndrome

Wattpad Syndrome by Moimoi667 October 7, 2018

wattpadsyn 

a tiktoker who has immense piss kink for childe

“oh look its wattpadsyn!”
“the one who has a pisskink for childe?”

wattpadsyn by nexxyowo March 8, 2022

Wattpadsexual 

To feel a sexual attraction to any character from Wattpad.

Every time I read in Wattpad I fell in love, I must be Wattpadsexual.

Wattpadsexual by wattpad_edits_ January 20, 2021

Wattpad 

(verb) to engage in sexual activity, typically involving practices that are widely vilified.

What sick bastard would wattpad an inanimate object like a goddamned bench?

I went to some twisted BDSM strip club last night. I heard some serious wattpadding goes on in the basement.

Fallout: The Frontier lets you wattpad a deathclaw.

Wattpad by Dr. Steppon-Legho May 7, 2021

Wattpad 

The unholiest website that destroys little innocent souls.
The unholiest website that provides porn for innocent underaged children

Hey! I've just gone on wattpad! It's great and has great stories.
or
Hey! I've just gone on wattpad! It's destroyed my life.

Wattpad by Wifisystemmmmm October 23, 2019

wattpad smut

sex in fanfictions that is very detailed and smutty.

Random Person: This wattpad smut is intense

wattpad smut by lilpurpledorito July 4, 2020