Shaking the hand warmer 

ANOTHER term for beatin' the meat. When you get out a hand warmer, you normally shake it real hard so it will warm up faster. Kind of same emphasis with the meat part.

John: Oh my god, Alex, your face is so red! And you're out of breath! And there's a stain on the carpet! What did you DO!?

Alex: Oh, you know. I was just shaking the hand warmer.

Shaking the hand warmer by Diesektd Frawg May 1, 2009

scrotom warmer 

a device for prtecting urself from sluts

me: that bitch made me wear a scrotom warmer.

scrotom warmer by josefh October 17, 2007

scrotom warmer 

someone who sits in the lap of guys to get their "attension"

guy1: that slut sat in my lap
guy 2:what a fucking scrotom warmer

scrotom warmer by backers October 17, 2007

scrotom warmer 

a hot chick
that rubs herself
on other dudes
when dancing.
this usually results
in a hard-on

that hot bitch has been rubbin on me all night
scrotom warmer

scrotom warmer by .jase October 17, 2007

Snow Warmer 

6-8oz of hot cocoa + 2oz of rumplemintz... the BEST way to warm your insides during those cold winter months!

I just had a Snow Warmer and this is the first time I can actually feel my hands since we went snowboarding... but I can't feel my throat... is that supposed to happen...??

Snow Warmer by nashgirl October 8, 2013

toilet seat warmer

A degradory term used to describe young private boarding school pupils in the private education system in the UK, immortalised in the film "IF" BY director Lyndsey Anderson. Where a junior pupil is ordered to "go along and warm the toilet seat for me,i'll be along in 3 minutes" ,by one os the senior prefects of the school, a classic example of inbred contempt and didain cultivated in such institutions towards those they consider beneath their personally assumed "status".

Young Blenkinsop-Smythe will be an ideal choice for an unquestioning lackey,he has a good history as an adept toilet seat warmer.

toilet seat warmer by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

Alabama Sausage Warmer

The act of lighting a woman's pubes on fire. And a man rubbing his pubes against them until they also light on fire. And then she jerks him off until the fire spreads to his penis. Creating a "warm sausage"

I got an Alabama Sausage warmer from my girl.

Alabama Sausage Warmer by Iehdjeywhdhre January 8, 2026