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A trendy colloquial word meaning "cool," "rad," or "awesome." This slang term stems from the word "vertebrate", the clearly superior beings. This term is an adjective and can be applied to a person, place, thing or idea. The antonym of this word is "invert."
Ex: Guy: Have you guys ever met Manoj? He's fuckin' vert, bro!

Ex: Dude, that trip was vert as fuck! I can't wait to go back.

Ex: Sally can't even handle her liquor. She is totally not vert, bruh.
Vert by VertGuy May 28, 2018
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Vert is one of Neptune's friends who often goes on her adventures

She is really only known for how lusty she really is and the title "Thunder Tits"

She often has stolen Nepgear and claimed her as her sister
Vert = THUNDER TITS "Blanc" 'flattest alive'
Vert by Neptune#5904 November 13, 2018
"That girls a vert, look at her nipple!!"
vert by peps January 5, 2006
A form of rejection to outrageous suggestions or information
"Can you take me to Kentucky today"

"Vert"

"Can you buy me this million dollar necklace "

"Vert"
Vert by I_dance_bee March 20, 2016
A slut, ho, jumpoff, etc.

Because a jumpoff is a slut, a "vert" is the slang for a basketball player's vertical jump.
Yo, that chick is a vert. She was with three of my mans.
Vert by Jahnelle May 9, 2006
A literal God. Finest amongst the human race. Hated but also loved. Sexy ass Mf.
Look at Vert that sexy mf.
Vert by ilyvert February 14, 2022