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URBANITIS 

1. When living in the city or city life in general has taken its toll on an individual.

2. A grave sickness contracted from living in the midst of an urban city dwelling or lifestyle,

3. Often a breaking point when one goes insane and is overwhelmed with a feeling to leave everything behind and go 'Hippy Commando' out in the backwoods or the middle of nowhere.
I have a bad case of urbanitis ..i must escape to greener pastures ...

ooo yeah ... im goin to go postal on your City Slicker azz ... blame it on the Urbanitis.
URBANITIS by McGosh August 21, 2010
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Genetically Gifted Urbanite 

A nigga guy that’s athletic
He’s a genetically gifted urbanite.

Urbanite 

Without any racism intended, it is a failure... a failure in multiple areas of life (not just career). It is one who lets their pants sag. One who should evacuate the city at the earliest possible convenience to live a meaningful, fruitful and experience-rich life. One who emulates the mannerisms, language, and fashions associated with African-American culture, particularly hip hop in the United States or the Grime/Garage scene in Britain. A failed attempt at cultural appropriation. One who gets no fulfillment from work. One who is the weakest link in a friendship network, usually the "mooch" & one who is in debt or utilizes debt. One with no discipline, no true culture, no progress, no patience, no responsibility, no honor, no dignity & no respect. One who believes in the melting pot theory, that old blasphemous, gene-mutating perversion which permanently disfigures their offspring for ten generations. One who believes in immediate self gratification. One who is expecting the government to deliver food stamps and/or financial aid. A complete loser in ever sense of the word.
No, I will not move to Philly. It's filled with crime, drugs, allophillia & urbanites. We'll stay in Hockessin or we're threw.
Urbanite by theBurbite August 27, 2012

Heady Urbanite 

I man in the St.Louis dating scene who will woo you, wine you and dine you and then talk you into a realtionship. While he is cheating with at least 5 other women.

He fancies himself a hipster and surrounds himself with college kids to make himself feel better

He knows a little about everything and nothing about ALOT!
He claims to be a college graduate, when in fact he dropped out of community college.
He is articulate and admirable on the surface.., But he has no depth or soul.
Jeremy otherwise known as Jazzmahn and again AKA known as Hiddenbhm is listed as a heady urbanite on every dating site in St.Louis.
Heady Urbanite by Stephy Kelley October 5, 2007

Butthurt Urbanite 

Refers to a member of the group of people around here who, butthurt about Trump winning the election, write definitions using his name.
"Hey look, this butthurt urbanite defined taking a trump as a toxic dump!"

"Hey this other one made a definition about trumpy butt!"
Butthurt Urbanite by EpicDude139 December 17, 2016

Urbaniti Magazine 

Urbaniti Magazine strives to diversify and fuse the culture and community among the people of Philadelphia.
With a new generation of expression, Urbaniti Magazine targets the true character of the urban environment. It is not only a guide to the city of Philadelphia, but it is the voice of Philadelphians.
Ban the uniform - Admit the change
"Yo! Have you checked out Urbaniti Magazine at www.urbanitimag.com yet?"

"Nah - but I heard they are cutting edge!"
Urbaniti Magazine by sj_g February 27, 2008

sophisticated urbanites 

politically correct and polite way of calling a gay person. male usually.
Sophisticated Urbanites usually have refined taste in clothings, food, music, furnishing, etc. and are marvelous!
I am a sophisticated urbanite.