URBANITIS 

1. When living in the city or city life in general has taken its toll on an individual.

2. A grave sickness contracted from living in the midst of an urban city dwelling or lifestyle,

3. Often a breaking point when one goes insane and is overwhelmed with a feeling to leave everything behind and go 'Hippy Commando' out in the backwoods or the middle of nowhere.

I have a bad case of urbanitis ..i must escape to greener pastures ...

ooo yeah ... im goin to go postal on your City Slicker azz ... blame it on the Urbanitis.

URBANITIS by McGosh August 21, 2010

urbanitis 

japs stuck in the city

JAPs (jewish american Prince(ss)) suck

urbanitis by gossip girl September 1, 2003

Urbanitis 

a disease causing one to be obsessed with looking different words up on urbandictionary.com. Usually, the person is so addicted, they let everyone know what words "really mean"

Cindy-"did you know my name means slut?"
Marcy-"where did you hear that from?...Urban dictionary again?"
Cindy-"yess...how'd you know?"
Marcy-"face it Cindy...you have a bad case if Urbanitis"

Urbanitis by FakeMarcy March 11, 2010

Urbanicide 

When a city or metropolitan area pursues a gargantuan public infrastructure project that is considered mostly unnecessary by the citizenry while there are scant funds to pay for it. The urbanicide then occurs when an appointed (unelected) authority then decides to subject the region's citizens to user fees (read: toll taxes) to pay for the extravagance, dividing the community and greatly impoverishing it at the same time.

The harsh tolls being forced down the Louisville area's throat by the unelected Louisville and Southern Indiana Bridges Authority (LABIAS) for the Ohio River Bridges Project will surely result in a terrible urbanicide of what will be called a once-great city and region.

Urbanicide by Louisville Lover December 14, 2010

Uppity Urbanite 

Someone who thinks that living downtown is the only way to go and that everyone else is an uncultured rube.

“I can’t visit her, she lives in the suburbs for God’s sake! You might as well ask me to go to the deep south or the dark heart of Africa or some other place with no running water or appletinis!” Shrieked the uppity urbanite.

“Oh...my...God....is that a cow?! Hold me, I’m scared, it’s going to be just like Deliverance”
“Shut the fuck up, Catherine. If you’re going to pull this uppity urbanite shit with me we will end this road trip right now.”

Uppity Urbanite by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

feral urbanites 

1. dysfunctional city dwellers, prone to acts of violence or aggression

2. city-dwelling, undomesticated, ignorant, amoral members of the lower class; often adored with tattoos and affiliated with gangs

3. work-averse inner city thugs engaging in illicit schemes of self-enrichment (e.g. looting, robbery, carjacking, knockdown games), at the expense of innocent victims perceived as weak or defenseless (e.g. old people, lone drunks, gays, transvestites)

4. followers of corrupt, self-aggrandizing corporate extortionists and inciters of race riots, such as Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton

---

a: "Dude, those feral urbanites have been following us for the last half hour"

b: "S'ahright, man, if they try to rob us I'll trayvon the first one -- the others will scatter like cockroaches when the lights go on"

feral urbanites by GoAheadMakeMyDay July 25, 2012

Urbanicipation 

The anticipation one waits to see if one of your own extra special real goodies words get published on the Urban Dictionary Website.

i added some new words to the Urban Dictionary now i have a severe case of Urbanicipation to see if they publish my extra special funny but true words for that special moment of being in the limelight or minute of fame :)

Urbanicipation by munyuck January 23, 2009