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Unlimited Text Syndrome

When txt convo's take weird and somewhat unusual turns as a result of having an unlimited text message plan. Usually the logic behind it has to do with "pushing the envelope" more and more on a daily basis. These can get rather funny as time goes on (and just as degrading)
any time a conversation takes a turn for the worse...meaning to commit a crime for the sake of the joke (even though obviously no crime will be committed)......Unlimited Text Syndrome

Unlimited liability universe

The debt-based universal monetary system used here on earth allows enough money to be created to buy every product available. Everyone can claim to be a millionaire and borrow enough to make it come true.

when the store's shelves go empty we will see who believes in Jesus.
Democratic mob rule governance always creates the Unlimited liability Universe where crisis dictates spending because a mob can always create a crisis.

unlimited saga 

Possibly the worst game I have ever played in my life, on any console.

No, really. The biggest waste of money in the world, though perhaps some entertainment value could be derived from the shitness of this game.

Once again, DO NOT BUY THIS GAME. Don't be fooled by the promises made on the packaging. You will regret it.
Loser: "I just bought this game called unlimited saga, it looks so cool"
Me: "Hahahahaha"
unlimited saga by OiOiBoy June 20, 2006

Unlimited Power Stroke 

When you have a stroke because you are so overwhelmed by your phone battery being at a full 100%.
Guy 1:How'd he die?
Guy 2: Poor bastard had an unlimited power stroke.

Unlimited Bullshit Disorder

A mental disorder where a person cannot help but make up absurd comments and/or lies. Even if repeatedly asked to stop or even threatened, the person will continue to create bullshit comment/remarks about someone.
Guy 1: Thom just told me that you were in a gay porno.
Guy 2: Thats Bullshit! he's lying.
One day later....
Guy 1:Thom said you have a crush on our male foreign language teacher.
Guy 2: WTF that's a lie. Man, the amount of bullshit Thom can make up is unbelievable he must have Unlimited Bullshit Disorder.

unlimited soup and salad 

A sexual act in which one person is tossing the salad (analingus) of another while the other person has a bad case of diarrhea even after the tosse has been deflicated on they keep going back in for more
Had a girl down for a rusty trombone, surprised her with unlimited soup and salad