Christ (Deemed to be) University 

The act of torturing someone to an extent that they are more afraid of you than death

Bro, Hitler pulled such a Christ (Deemed to be) University on Jewish people.

Christ (Deemed to be) University by Koolkoolaid March 28, 2020

Pedophile State University 

Also known as the Pennsylvania State University. People started calling the college Pedophile State after former assistant coach Jerry Sandusky was arrested for molesting young boys.

Guy 1: What college do you go to?
Guy 2: I go to Penn State University.
Guy 1: Do you mean Pedophile State University?

Pedophile State University by Procket Man March 18, 2015

Trinity Southern University 

This now defunct diploma mill from Texas gave an MBA to a house cat named Colby Nolan for $399. Unfortunately for the school, the house cat belonged to the Pennsylvania attorney general's office who was investigating the school. So the term is now used to describe any bullshit college with little credibility or that just sells degrees.

Fuck yeah I have a degree. I have a PhD in underwater marble stacking from Trinity Southern University.

or

You're thinking about going to Walden University? Don't do that, that school is sooo a Trinity Southern University.

Trinity Southern University by David McBride March 28, 2008

FPT University 

The best tech university in Vietnam. Actually, the best marketing university in Vietnam. FPT University has super speed slow wifi connection, a large parking spaces with small to no spots available, equipped with lifts that students aren't allowed to use or no lifts at all, you have to pay for tickets if you wanna join in school's events, very high tuition fee for online learning, also a huge number of freshmen joins the university while there are not enough classrooms, bad design websites and buggy exam programs. It is the most loved school in Vietnam.

Dit me truong lon FPT (Fuck FPT University).
He goes to FPT University, he must be a fuck boy.

FPT University by Chau TDN November 19, 2022

Nigger University 

Prison, penal institution, penitentiary, reformatory, slammer

Poor old Tyrone, got busted again for mugging little old ladies. He be headed for Nigger University.

Nigger University by Exhalted Owl April 15, 2010

Maastricht University 

In a few words: International university, Germany central, nerds central, dutch frat guys central, PBL method, bikes infested.
The only university capable of driving its students into nerds. Even the hopeless ones.

No matter where Maastricht Uni students have studied before/afterwards, UM will always remain the hardest one for them.

Maastricht university is so hard.

Maastricht University by mojito February 3, 2013

Nike University 

A nickname for The University of Oregon due to their close association with the Nike Corporation

Oregon gets such much money and gear from Nike they mine as well just call themselves Nike University

Nike University by brothority September 2, 2016