Uncle Joe Mode 

It is a mode a man slips into when he has a nagging wife or girlfriend. He just says nothing while she whines and complains. It is his only defense mechanism against the non-stop jabbering and the only way for him to keep his sanity!

OMG dude, Larry's girlfriend just won't stop nagging him!! Look at him just sitting there lifeless, saying nothing.............he is in Uncle Joe Mode for sure!

Uncle Joe Mode by The Gootz March 10, 2016

Uncle Joe Hobo

A relative or close friend who is' homeless' and or jobless due to constant exotic travel to foreign destinations.

Bob - "Hey Jack, wanna hang out?'
Jack - "Oh sorry, Uncle Joe Hobo is in town visiting right now."

"My brother is an Uncle Joe Hobo. He was in Paris last week and today is in Shanghai."

Uncle Joe Hobo by alleycatpub February 23, 2017

Uncle Joe Biden 

A term used to describe Joe Biden and his strange actions against women and young children.

Random Person: Hey, who is that sniffing women?

Random Person 2: That's just Uncle Joe Biden

Random Person: Now he's sniffing a child!

Random Person 2: Well at least he isn't Honald Glorf!

Uncle Joe Biden by ThatInternetGuy* January 25, 2021

Ur uncle joe a Toe 

One of the most deadly roasts ever created if ur hit with one of these you are dead...

Timmy: ur mom gay lol
Bobby: No u
Timmy: ur uncle joe a toe

Bobby: *dies

Ur uncle joe a Toe by Memelunch April 13, 2018

an uncle joe 

When you shit yourself on an airplane after drinking coffee and have to throw your underwear away.

I almost pulled an uncle Joe but I made it in time! That was close.

an uncle joe by Jbone2020 November 4, 2018

The Uncle Joe 

When you have children rub your leg hair and it feels good.

No, don’t make little Billy do “The Uncle Joe”!

The Uncle Joe by ChorlieChorlie October 28, 2020

joe weird uncle

That one uncle that tries to touch your no-no square.

Joe weird uncle: just let me touch your no-no square once, please.
Little boi number one: no I don't wanna

joe weird uncle by uibh5st69 March 9, 2020