Urt Scoop
The action of riskily grabbing something quickly before anyone else has a chance too; especially if referring to the ball in Halo Grifball.
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Penit Urt
"Mercy just ulted, and their reinhardt is at full health, that makes my Penit Urt."
"Victory Royale? That make my Penit REALLY Urt"
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Urtification
Flogging oneself with a fresh nettle plant
ancient treatment for relief of illnesses such as chronic rheumatism, lethargy, coma, paralysis, typhus, and cholera.
ancient treatment for relief of illnesses such as chronic rheumatism, lethargy, coma, paralysis, typhus, and cholera.
Fred: nettles, I must have more nettles!
Jim: I think you have a bad case of urtification.. don't do anything rash
Fred: aaaaaaahhhhhh!
Jim: I think you have a bad case of urtification.. don't do anything rash
Fred: aaaaaaahhhhhh!
Urtification by gnomelovesducky January 15, 2012
Urticaria
The worst non-contagious, non-fatal skin disease a human being can acquire. Basically it is an allergic reaction. Most of the time it is unknown what causes the hives to appear on the human body. Some say it is stress related, otherwise determining the source is nearly impossible. Hives are red, splotchy spots that appear on your body and they itch like a bitch. The worst case is that they can appear everywhere, I mean everywhere on the body. The worst place to get them is on the palms of your hands as it is very annoying, itchy and painful. After you think they are gone, the hives come back within months. Benadryl usually helps keep them at bay. What makes them worse is spicy food, shrooms, and sitting in hot tubs
teen: mom, dad I keep getting these rashes every day, and they won't stop
Dad: let me see
teen lifts shirt up, revealing a whole shitload of hives
mom and dad: HOLY FUCKING ASSCRACKERS!!!!!
an hour later at urgent care
doctor: son, you have urticaria, it is difficult to determine the cause and there is no cure for it. Take some Benadryl, it should help
after two weeks with Benadryl
teen: the hives are gone!
three months later
teen: CRAP! they are back again! time to get more Benadryl
Dad: let me see
teen lifts shirt up, revealing a whole shitload of hives
mom and dad: HOLY FUCKING ASSCRACKERS!!!!!
an hour later at urgent care
doctor: son, you have urticaria, it is difficult to determine the cause and there is no cure for it. Take some Benadryl, it should help
after two weeks with Benadryl
teen: the hives are gone!
three months later
teen: CRAP! they are back again! time to get more Benadryl
Urticaria by SummerFire April 2, 2010
Urte
Urte (oor-tea), a cute, and adorable Lithuania girl. Always an amazing person although depressed sometimes.
Urte by Iraqveteran July 8, 2019
urtis
urtis by lindsay paul knight January 1, 2009