Tommie 

Cumming

"Omg I'm going to Tommie"
"Fuck I'm Tommying"

"That man made me Tommie all over the place"

"I Tommied all over her face bro"

Tommie by SpicyVixen89 August 24, 2023

tommie network 

Stream of ejaculate flowing from woman to woman to woman and eventually leading us back to a few chads at Carlson School of Management. It does not mean "we'll have buddies in esteemed positions who'll line you up with jobs/internships/careers SIMPLY because you paid 40,000 a year to do shit at St Thomas--it means 1/4th of the womenfolk here fucked some dudes at Carlson and wound up becoming senior vice presidents at 23. hahaha what a schmuck buying into our con game"

Advisor: "Oy! we have a GREAT tommie network, when you graduate you'll be getting offers for career-launchpad positions! (but in reality only the sloots, the well-connected and the family-business-owning students will find high-level careers heheheheh...we say we love egalitarianism while really conning the 99.999%! "

Gullible students: "OY! so you mean if I pay 40,000 a year to study vocabulary terms but 'trust your plan' I'll wind up an Investment Banker or CFO at age 22? (for the record, Urban Dictionary, this is LITERALLY what Dr Ernest Owens and Michael Devaugh promise)"

Savvy students: "Oh tommie network? TOMMIE NETWORK ? sigh...guess I better bring my umbrella....sighghhgh..."

tommie network by AnonemousMarmot November 8, 2020

Tommie Bishton 

some welsh bloke that skates, he LOVES pizza and his best friend is harry samuel smith the third, AKA harry smith, AKA big hazza, his fav skateboard brand is ZERO, and his best trick is a kickflip flat, follow him on instagram @tommie_b._

tommie bishton is skating rn

Tommie Bishton by harry samuel smith the third June 24, 2021

Tommie Network 

Stream of ejaculate dripping from woman to woman to woman and eventually back to some dudes at Carlson School of Management.

You won't get a job from the so-called "Tommie Network" but can guarantee yourself to pick up a few STD's, well worth 300,000$ in school.

St Thomas "Apply to St Thomas! We have a great School network called the Tommie Network! It basically GaUarAnTeeS you to land a bUSiNeSs JoB befORe you even graduate! Tee-hee! all you have to do is take 3 years of theology, 3 of philosophy and 4 years of bullshit vocab! then youre set!"

Students, naive: "sounds great! lemme sell my liver..."

Alumni: "A Tommie network? A Tommie Network you say? Better take your gulashes, then."

Tommie Network by BasedDe September 17, 2020

tommie-lynne

1. one of the rarest names known to mankind
2. the most beautiful, unique piece of ass to walk the earth
3. a strong, gorgeous, independent woman
4. better best friend that anyone of any other name

synonyms: giraffe, llama, and phineas

A: did you see tommie-lynne today ?
B: yeah, she looked beautiful. like the most beautiful, unique piece of ass to walk the earth !
C: i whole-heartedly agree
A: hey, hey, hey, wait. this is an A-B conversation, see your way out or ma niggas D and E will have to F you up !
C: she's still beautiful.... ~1~
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a rose by the name of tommie-lynne would smell much sweeter

tommie-lynne by ferbalicious February 12, 2010

Tommie Network 

Alleged to be a consortium of alumni from St Thomas who will get students tier-1 jobs and internships.

It's actually the stream of semen going from woman to woman to woman, leading back to a few dudes at CSOM

Admissions counselors: "Come to St Thomas! We have a broad Tommie Network which all-but-guarantees you'll get a decent corporate job after college!"

Savvy students: "sigh...better bring my galoshes then....siiiiighhhh......."

Tommie Network by AnonemousMarmot September 28, 2020

Tommie Jae 

Beautiful, caring, but she can also be a savage watch out if you mess with her feelings, she can be your best dream or your worst nightmare.

"Tommie Jae is an amazing person, if you treat her right."

Tommie Jae by Swaggerdaddy6969 January 22, 2017