tombstone for a dead dick 

The massive belt buckle that drugstore cowboys or hicks wear.

Robyn- look at the size of that belt buckle.
Dave- what? Oh on that dumb ass looking hick. Yeah, that's a tombstone for a dead dick

tombstone for a dead dick by Rat Dawg PhD March 13, 2016

The Tombstone 

You flip a woman upside down in piledriver/69 position (made famous by the Undertaker), you eat her out for 5-10 minutes and then as she climaxes, you piledrive her straight on her head and break her neck.

I hooked up with this woman yesterday, and I gave her the Tombstone. Her funeral is tomorrow.

The Tombstone by ThatDude1826 July 22, 2012

Egyptian tombstone

The art of placing ones testicles in the anus of a woman and furiously masturbaing.

Bæ tried to put the Egyptian tombstone in me last night…

Egyptian tombstone by TheFuriousFap December 24, 2014

Tombstone piledriver 

It is a smack which was introduced by many wrestlers. In this smack one have to turn over the opponent's head between the legs and then have to pull the legs of opponent's upwards so that the opponents head would hang .then you have to be kneel down so that you have to struck opponent's head in the ground.

Undertaker gave tombstone piledriver tp triple h in their match

Tombstone piledriver by Tombstone piledriver August 31, 2016

tombstone

tombstones are tranquilizers.

"He sells tombstones"
"She was fcked up on tombstones and oc's."

tombstone by L0VE December 28, 2005

tombstone

2 mg bar shaped Xanax pills

"hey man you got any pharms?"
"yea dude, i got a couple tombstones i could hook you up with"

tombstone by dan0 November 16, 2005

tombstoning 

1. a graphic description of an extreme wipeout in surfing, where the surfer is pinned to the bottom by the force of the wave, and the resultant tension on his leash keeps the surfboard perfectly vertical protruding halfway out of the water; appearing to spectators on the shore as a tombstone marking a watery grave.

2. metaphorically, experiencing helplessness in the face of an overwhelming oppositional force, often mother nature.

"Dude, Mark got worked at Waiamea yesterday, he was fully tombstoning!"

Q- "Another beer brah?"
A- "No thanks man - I'm still tombstoning from last night."

tombstoning by Chiefnutz October 19, 2005