Someone who listens to thrash metal. Characterized by their inability to hold a job, stay in school, keep a relationship, or stay sober, and their tendency toward violence. Thrashers are commonly found in record stores, music venues, parties they're not invited to, the back of police cars, and passed out in strange places.
WARNING: Do not insult extreme music around a thrasher or risk severe injuries.
Girl: "Dara's dating some thrasher."
Guy: "I don't know how some asshole gets someone like her..."
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Girl: "Damn, what the hell happened to your face?!"
Guy: "Some thrasher got drunk and fucked me up for no reason"
An uber-cool and ravishingly good lookinginternet forum dweller who flits between threads like a skylark betwixt the clouds, posting seemingly off-topic missives about monkeys, dolphins and highwaymen with like-minded souls, much to the annoyance of other forum dweebs.
This is called "thrashing". Those who do it are "thrashers".
FACT!
Poster 1 : What do you all think of the latest series of This Is Your Life Poster 2 : It's excellent, but I wish they'd do Derren Brown
Thrasher 1 : What is your favourite type of monkey?
Poster 1 : What?
Thrasher 1 : I prefer the bonobo.
Poster 1 : ARGH :madsmiley:
Poster 2 : HELP :sadsmiley:
Thrasher 1 : God I'm handsome.
MODERATOR : You're banned Thrasher!