Hand Start The One Eyed Yogurt Thrower 

Masturbating

"Excuse me, i have to go hand start the one eyed yogurt thrower"

Hand Start The One Eyed Yogurt Thrower by givin 8:11 February 7, 2010

The one eyed yogurt flinger. 

The erect male sex organ.

She waited in great anticipation for the eruption of the one eyed yogurt flinger.

The one eyed yogurt flinger. by Cevin December 10, 2007

Yogurt on the Keyboard 

A joke that many people use to mention them jacking off and ejaculating on their keyboard.

Person1: is that cum on your keyboard?
Person2: no, I just spilled some yogurt on the Keyboard.

Yogurt on the Keyboard by DeliriousDavid August 9, 2016

pedro the purple headed yogurt slinger 

A mans 3rd leg

pedro the purple headed yogurt slinger Is going crazy on that girls face

pedro the purple headed yogurt slinger by Weowentard June 2, 2020

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

fucking ur hand intematly or hardcore

i do the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger way 2 often

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. by chaseathon! September 22, 2003