Eat the salmon 

To go down on a girl and nibble on her vagina

Yo i was at wills house, I walked in on him and watched him "eat the salmon"

Eat the salmon by Summertimeee January 28, 2009

do the salmon 

flappin and slappin your forearm against someone elses like a mad bitch

hey mikaela (DO THE SALMON)

do the salmon by swagtown-2012 September 22, 2013

Fanning the Salmon 

A purposefully ambiguous activity with dubious connotations.

I got home last night and knew right away my roomate had been fanning the salmon! ugh!

Fanning the Salmon by Materialism March 5, 2011

smoking the salmon 

Having such intense sex, that you set off the smoke detector.

I had the fire department show up at my girls place, since we were smoking the salmon.

smoking the salmon by Fabfrostmage July 21, 2017

chewing the salmon 

when one proceeds to gnaw on a womans pink vaginal area 'salmon' i chewed that salmon

you ever been caught chewing the salmon?

chewing the salmon by john wezt the fisherman October 20, 2008

Miles The Salmon 

A salmon named Miles who is a funny, hot and nice person.

They also fucked a toilet

Miles The Salmon fucked a toilet

Miles The Salmon by GhostGuy<3 November 7, 2021

Glazing the Salmon 

A euphemism for masturbation.

The old man was lonely from his travels and he spent many a night in cheap airport hotels, glazing the salmon.

Glazing the Salmon by anonymous August 30, 2022