dont chop the dinosaur, daddy 

1. a phrase used when a small child's father is masturbating and they want him to stop
2. can also be used in role play situations - said by a girl to a boy

1. "Dont chop the dinosaur, daddy!!"
2. "I'll chop your dinosaur anyday ;)"

dont chop the dinosaur, daddy by clovertwig June 29, 2011

hide the dinosaur 

As a male-to-female pre-op Transgender person, to conceal your penis while in a situation in which it would normally be visible, ie: in a swimsuit.

Before her operation, do you think Caitlyn Jenner had to hide the dinosaur?

hide the dinosaur by CapnNigel September 23, 2015

walk the dinosaur 

to go out in public without any boxers/briefs underneath your clothes so your junk is bouncing around for all to see

I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger walk the dinosaur on TMZ.

walk the dinosaur by kristenssn December 28, 2008

lazarous the dinosaur king 

the king of all dinosaurs he shits fire and rules all of dinoland, his hobbies include;solving puzzles,eating children, and recking havok in tokyo, he loves to wooping godzillas big green arse. he then later turns into lazarous the dino slayer.

"whoa is that a pineapple no thats me, wait who are you, oh man im on my own, theres that pineapple again.......LAZAROUS THE DINOSAUR KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

lazarous the dinosaur king by wayno94 January 15, 2009

Slide down the dinosaur 

When a woman wants to have intimate relations with an older man, especially when that man is a cuckolded husband or otherwise less-than-capable partner. Also could be an old, trusty dildo that's well-used.

She was bored with her household chores, so instead chose to slide down the dinosaur.

Slide down the dinosaur by biatch'ho August 20, 2009

tie off the dinosaur 

Shooting up heroine basically.

Guy 1: "Hey dude! I was just about tie off the dinosaur, wanna join?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, lets not, thats how Bradley Nowell died!"

tie off the dinosaur by LBCSublimeStyleez May 29, 2008

Killing the Dinosaur 

Ejaculation of the male reproductive organs.

Kyle: Dude, billy's killing the dinosaur as we speak. Sick

Killing the Dinosaur by Towelie McStevenson July 11, 2006