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texting the water 

Texting your friend a cautious 'Hey' when you haven't heard from them in an unusually long time, in order to check that they're not pissed off with you.

Often results in 1) a responding 'Hey' if clear of blame, or 2) pointed silence from the other party if you are guilty of an unknown offence.
Person A: Hey
Person B: YO WASSUP BRUH, AIN'T HEARD FROM YA IN DIZZAYS. HOW U BEEN MAN.
Person A: Soz man, was just texting the water to make sure you weren't mad at me for throwing up in your pool the other night. Glad we're cool

Person C: Hey
(No reply from Person D).

Additional information - Person C hooked up with Person D's sister and then never called her.
texting the water by Mpaper July 6, 2011

Let's Get This Pony in the Water 

When you need to start a podcast but the margaritas have turned your brain into Michael Scott, and this is all you can muster. You just got that pony in the water.
Moving on let's get this pony in the water and discuss this weeks episode of sister wives!

Don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water

The secret of the universe. All will be understood when the phrase is mentioned.
Sitting around discussing all of life’s problems, someone exclaims “don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water”. Suddenly everyone understands everything. A true ah-ha moment.

Prince Across the Water 

A leader in exile, or in waiting. A person out of power.
Boris Johnson, the Mayor of London, might be the Prince Across the Water of Britain's Conservative Party.

pay the water bill 

To have to go pee; to have to alieveate the bladder
pay the water bill by Earthie December 14, 2004