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Cut the small talk
If someone says 'cut the small talk', it means that this pointless conversation is headed nowhere and has no meaning. It can be used when:
- The person is tired of wasting their time and energy talking or doing something with someone, feeling it is going nowhere
Applicable situations:
1) First encounter with a stranger, too much small talk
2) Multiple encounters with stranger, with nothing happening
3) Estranged family members, you mutually both wouldn't go out of your way to meet them after the event
Do not use if you:
- Will feel awkward afterwards, or feel the need to talk to people around you to prevent 'awkward silence'
- Have got no balls (applicable to male and female)
Do use if you:
- Would rather sit there in another persons company and not talk because theres no point.
- The person is tired of wasting their time and energy talking or doing something with someone, feeling it is going nowhere
Applicable situations:
1) First encounter with a stranger, too much small talk
2) Multiple encounters with stranger, with nothing happening
3) Estranged family members, you mutually both wouldn't go out of your way to meet them after the event
Do not use if you:
- Will feel awkward afterwards, or feel the need to talk to people around you to prevent 'awkward silence'
- Have got no balls (applicable to male and female)
Do use if you:
- Would rather sit there in another persons company and not talk because theres no point.
Cut the small talk by sugar dognuts June 9, 2018
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Talk the ears off a wooden Indian
used to describe someone with with an amazing capacity to talk endlessly, often with few breaks or pauses and limited clarity of thought.
Talk the ears off a wooden Indian by Mr. Jameson September 15, 2010
talk the walk
Shane can talk the walk but is a little bitch when it comes to actually walking it. He fucking lumps so he should stutter the walk.
Fuck Shane
Fuck Shane
talk the walk by AceMan10 April 20, 2018
The Jack Talk Thai
A method used when trying to detect the authenticity of another person's story. Take two fingers and apply in to the wrist pulse area. This is all done for effect for if the subject is uncomfortable with what they are relating in any way they should betray themselves.
I used the Jack Talk Thai on Andrea and was fully satisfied when she unflinchingly repeated her entire alibi with utmost poise. The only downfall of this reassuring procedure was that I was relegated to the couch for the night.
The Jack Talk Thai by provider44 January 18, 2010
Talk the hair off a monkey.
Bob - So i go to the supermarket and I get this trolley with a dodgy wheel...blah blah blah...what the hell do women have in thier hand bags...blah blah blah...Garlic Bread! Garlic Bread!...blah blah blah...
Mike - Bob, shut the fuck up! You can Talk the hair off a monkey.
Mike - Bob, shut the fuck up! You can Talk the hair off a monkey.
Talk the hair off a monkey. by pinballpickup August 31, 2006
The Tiger Talk
Prenuptial pep-talk given by the female partner in a relationship; detailing the dark consequences which will immediately follow any instance of infidelity on the male's part.
"Uh, so Jen and I were out having some Indian last night, when she laid The Tiger Talk right on me"
"Wow! Really?"
"Yeah, it was kinda scary, man. She said that if she ever catches me cheating on her, she's gonna cut my balls right off while I sleep and stuff them down my throat"
"Dude.. ouch!"
"Wow! Really?"
"Yeah, it was kinda scary, man. She said that if she ever catches me cheating on her, she's gonna cut my balls right off while I sleep and stuff them down my throat"
"Dude.. ouch!"
The Tiger Talk by subversive_bear December 12, 2009