The Lunch Sniff 

"The Lunch Sniff" is the act of smelling one's chair when they walk away, this determining the digested remnants of the person's lunch or other past meals. Use a padded chair for best results.

I bet Mike had the roast beef, but I can't be certain without "The Lunch Sniff".

The Lunch Sniff by RootsofWar October 26, 2010

Sniff the pooch 

The act of carefully and cautiously checking out a new person to decide if they're acceptable or not. Originates from the way dogs check each other out upon meeting.

I know you want your boy to come along but I'll have to sniff the pooch first and see if he's cool.

Sniff the pooch by Commonsinse February 14, 2006

sniff the cow

take a serious chill pill man

“Jerry is being a real hot head today. He should go sniff the cows.”

sniff the cow by bens crusty toes August 17, 2021

The Kitty Sniffer 

When you go down on a girl using only your nose to make her climax.

Inserting your nose into a females vagina.

When you sniff the inside of a women's pussy.

Popular technique among Jewish males to use while going down on a girl.

Also refereed to as The Jacob Moorehouse, or The Jew's Special.

Jacob: "Hey look guys, this how you're suppose to go down on a girl" *Shoves entire nose into blue icee

Jessica: "Last night Brad totally pulled The Kitty Sniffer and stuck his entire nose in my pussy while going down on me."
Celina: "Oh my gosh, how was it?"
Jessica: "I barely felt it, maybe if he was Jewish I would of came for once."

Valerie: "Holy shit, yes, Jose you're stretching my pussy so much!"
Jose: "Thank you, people have always told me I have a big nose."

Matthew: "Which one would you like me to stick in your pussy first my dick or my nose?"
Amanda: "You already know I want that Kitty Sniff."

The Kitty Sniffer by Isnif Pusai October 14, 2013

sniff the diff 

the act of smelling the feces of a person infected with colstridium difficile.

Terry: i had to empty a bedpan of c diff shit.

Someone else: gross. sniff the diff!

sniff the diff by f. nightingale September 1, 2010

Sniff the wood

The act of giving a blow job with your nose instead of your mouth

He got really excited that I was going down him but was pleasantly surprised when I sniff the wood instead.

Sniff the wood by KaitLivPhil August 24, 2014

The Bunny Sniffer 

A female in her 20's from the Pittsburgh area who flooded the Pittsburgh Craigslist about her dutch rabbit name Oreo. She claimed her rabbit smelled wonderful, like fresh moss. She is noted to off sniffed the rabbits anal area also.

"Oh no, not another The Bunny Sniffer post."

The Bunny Sniffer by cherrypiez October 14, 2008